Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I got no pride on the hole. It's a par-5 and I play it that way. A four is a birdie. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I thought I'd blown it at the 17th when I drove into a trap. God is a Mexican. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
There are two things you can do with your head down - play golf and pray. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
If Jack Nicklaus had to play my tee shots, he couldn't break 80. He'd be a pharmacist with a string of drugstores… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I'm a golfaholic, no question about that. Counseling wouldn't help me. They'd have to put me in prison, and then I'd talk… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
You don't know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Nobody but you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Who can say I have a bad swing? The only thing that matters in golf is the score you put on the… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Only bad golfers are lucky. They're the ones bouncing balls off trees, curbs, turtles and cars. Good golfers have bad luck. When… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I will fall in love with any golf course that you have to drive the ball straight. You understand what I'm saying?… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I'm actually a very quiet person off the golf course. I talk 150 miles per hour when I'm at the course, but… — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
[Jack Nicklaus] was the first to bring in course management. He could go to a course and tell you within one stroke what was… — Lee Trevino Copy Share
I never played much golf as a kid. I caddied quite a bit but never got serious into golf until about age 15. — Lee Trevino Copy Share
Green synthetic practice mats are the worst thing for your golf game that I know of. You can hit six inches behind the ball… — Lee Trevino Copy Share
If you've ever driven across Texas, you know how different one area of the state can be from another. Take El Paso. It looks… — Lee Trevino Copy Share
I will fall in love with any golf course that you have to drive the ball straight. You understand what I'm saying? That's my… — Lee Trevino Copy Share
I've traveled the world and been about everywhere you can imagine. There's not anything I'm scared of except my wife. — Lee Trevino Copy Share
There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. — Lee Trevino Copy Share
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and… — Lee Trevino Copy Share
I have an orthopedic pillow that's made out of a sponge material. I have a plate in my throat, and I have to be… — Lee Trevino Copy Share
If it wasn't for golf, I don't know what I'd be doing. If my IQ had been two points lower, I'd have been a… — Lee Trevino Copy Share
I love watching Anthony Kim play, but I'm not a fan of the way he grips down a good two inches on his full-swing… — Lee Trevino Copy Share
