We only have one agenda, which is to make 'em laugh their pants off. Unless they are girls, of course, when it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his Girlfriend. girl:What the hell would I do with this rocket? Boy: you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl who boo hoo's and ba ha's about all the shit in her life that's going on claiming "Too much drama"… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girl: I hate d fact that u r taller than me Boy: trust me there is an advantage in …it Gal: wat?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy: Like my new shirt? Girl:No. Boy:Really why? Girl: I just don't will you please take it off. Boy: Oh haha now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a girl is silent, it's dangerous. they're either about to blow up, need a hug, falling apart, crying inside, or all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are way too high maintenance and wonder why no guy wants to deal with them! You need to spoil your man… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl may not believe that she's beautiful, But that doesn't mean she doesn't like hearing you to tell her she is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The girls in college who use cellphone, they have 100% Boyfriend/s.. If u can't belive observe this... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He's annoying, he's hilarious, he's he makes me yell, he drives me crazy, he's out of his mind, and he's everything I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a girl makes you put in work for her and knows she deserves the best and nothing less, don't take her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl has three guys in here life; one she loves, one she hates, and one she can't live without. They're all… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Females: I'ma slap that b*tch when I see her, she got me f**ked up! *Girl walks past. She lucky she ain't look… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As a girl, she was a legal prey, especially if she was dressed in a worn black leather jacket and had pierced… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For All Girls That Say All Guys Are The Same , Who Told Yhuueww To Try Them All . ? S T… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No girl wants to be called a b*tch, but once you put the word 'bad' in front of it, these girls feel… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl wants a Bad Boy who is good only for her and every guy wants a good Girl who is bad… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't treat her like every other guy be different show her not all guys are the same & some guys are actually… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl never gets mad for no reason. It may be over something small and stupid but there is still a reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You make me dumb, but it's not my fault. I'm a girl, words like 'I love you' play with my mind... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boy: What's your biggest dream? Girl: To be kissed in the rain. You? Boy: To be the one kissing you.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Little girls and boys, barefooted, walked up and down between the endless rows of spindles, reaching thin little hands into the machinery… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Would you ever cheat in relationship? I can't get one girl, how the hell do you expect me to get two — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Girls are always saying how they are getting treated badly. Well, stop falling for the boys and start looking for a man. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One night a girlfriend and a boyfriend were having sex in their brothers bunk bed and the brother asked what they were… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A girl is a good deed and a boy is a bounty. Good deeds are rewarded while people are held accountable for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm cool with the way I look, I'm not an ugly dog, but I don't see myself as a stud or anything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teenager post 11983 when you mess up a guy's hair, he thinks it's cute, but when you mess up a girl's hair,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rules for texting a girl; 1. Don't take 40 minutes to reply 2. Ask questions , 3. Use the face , — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because - oh shut up laughing, you two - because they've just been turned down by girls they asked to the ball! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All dudes say they love a girl and tell them nice things but thats just to get what they want and then… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He ignores you, but somehow you fall for him more every day. He does nothing, but yet that's enough to win you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those girls who claim they'll "never be a crazy girlfriend," get a serious boyfriend, then just wait and see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boys laugh at what they put girls through - but they won't be laughing when - they're wiping tears off their daughters… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The incalculable winds of fantasy and music and poetry, the mere face of a girl, the song of a bird, or the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cute enough to make you look twice, sweet enough but not too nice, a lil crazy but not too wild, the kinda… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If You Wanna Win A Girl: Surprise Her, Give Her Long Hugs, Make Her Feel Safe, Give Her Forehead Kisses, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best friends are the ones who are there: whenever; wherever; however and most importantly: forever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd rather speak to you about the new girl in your life than not speak to you at all. Because you make… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“So you’re the mysterious girl next door.” I glance quickly at Jase, but his face is inscrutable. “I am from next door.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
