You know your getting older when you lay in bed til 10am and think to yourself god I just wasted half the… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
“Crying 'bout getting old—Patricia, you need to get up off what God gave you. Say a prayer and start slinging. Cue hips.” — Patricia Smith Copy Share Image
The one cool thing with getting older is that you can actively choose to just be an eccentric. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
Old people can make me cry. I worry about getting old, and old people inspire me to live life to the full. — Gethin Jones Copy Share Image
I must be getting old ... People are beginning to tell me I look so young. They never tell you that when… — Lucy Maud Montgomery Copy Share Image
There's another part of getting older that's just wonderful. Which is you see the way the stories turn out with peoples' lives. — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your… — Leo Rosenberg Copy Share Image
The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left. — Jerry M Wright Copy Share Image
Didn't Lionel Richie just make a country album? No one is giving him a hard time... and God bless him - I… — Guy Oseary Copy Share Image
The truth is I'm getting old, I said. We already are old, she said with a sigh. What happens is that you… — Gabriel Garcia Marquez Copy Share Image
There's nothing good about getting older-absolutely nothing-because the amount of wisdom and experience you gain is negligible compared to what you lose.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
As I'm getting older a lot of my friends I used to go out and party with, they're all dead. The fact… — Ozzy Osbourne Copy Share Image
Theres a ghost in my bedroom, it haunts me at night, ive asked him to leave but he keeps stopping by, just… — Mayday Parade Copy Share Image
And now that the Greatest Generation is getting older, I think it is the responsibility of all Americans to make sure we… — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
“I scowled listening to my back cracking and popping. Either i was getting old, Wade had fucked me out of alignment, or… — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
My material is as new as anything on the dinner table. What difference does it make if I'm 70 or if I'm… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
“In that distant beginning season, Sun Man's warm magic flowed over all the land. Whenever he raised his arms, it was day.… — Carolyn McVickar Edwards Copy Share Image
The way that I feel about my Jewish identity has been really radically changed by events in life. Like, becoming a writer… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
“I'm not opposed to aging - even though society is kinder on men than women when it comes to getting old. How… — Donna Lynn Hope Copy Share Image
“It’s taboo to admit that you’re lonely. You can make jokes about it, of course. You can tell people that you spend… — Ryan O'Connell Copy Share Image
“Daisy was starting to feel like the kind of cop you only ever see in movies: tough, hard-bitten, and perfectly ready to… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
It's horrible getting older. I mean, it's wonderful because you see the circles of life get completed. But it's horrible losing your… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
It's a sign of getting old when you become fond of the things you find boring when you were a kiddo. — Zaira Rosento Copy Share Image
I'm getting very old and my bones ache. My sins are deserting me, and if I could only have my time over… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
You know you are getting old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I think that women find their strength and power in their sexuality, in their sensuality within, [through] getting older and being secure… — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
“Dude, the whole Drake coming out of the closet routine is getting old. Get some new material. ~ Drake” — Jennifer Turner Copy Share Image
The beauty of getting older is the surprise of what else you can do to make the world a better place with… — Goldie Hawn Copy Share Image
Something nonhuman doesn’t become human by getting older and bigger; whatever is human is human from the beginning. — Randy Alcorn Copy Share Image
Sadly, I had to retire from the Bond films. The girls were getting younger, and I was just getting too old. — Roger Moore Copy Share Image
You'll find people who rib you about their age are petrified about getting old. It doesn't bother me. — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
“- "You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do when you're… — Michael Hopkins Copy Share Image
One of the things I find about getting older is that I seem to get louder, more voluble; that I constantly have… — David Hare Copy Share Image
I think my least healthy habit is running around too much. And I think I'm getting better about it as I'm getting… — Cynthia Nixon Copy Share Image
Faith is a talent, and it goes the way of all your talents. Getting old is the subtraction of your powers. Which… — Martin Amis Copy Share Image
I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was… — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when your FB timeline is no longer filled with baby photos...but first day of school photos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is coincidence, I decide, and I am getting old and batty, thinking the universe revolves around me. — Katherine Dunn Copy Share Image
The good thing about getting older is that, as you become less attractive, so you have less desire to go out and… — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them. — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
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