“Last times are funny things, because you rarely know it's a last time until it's too late.” — Shalanda Stanley Copy Share Image
I just feel like there are a lot of funny things that happen in this world and I guess that's for the… — John Pinette Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
People say funny things all the time during really serious moments in life. — Mark Ruffalo Copy Share Image
Well, the funny thing is, you are never the same person that you were the day before. — Jon Foreman Copy Share Image
“It is funny how the things we hate are the things we miss most when they are gone.” — Erin Bowman Copy Share Image
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs. — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
What a funny thing painting is. The abstract painters always insist on their connection with the visible reality, while the so called… — Marlene Dumas Copy Share Image
The only thing you got in this world is what you can sell. And the funny thing is that you're a salesman,… — Arthur Miller Copy Share Image
Grief is a funny thing because you don't have to carry it with you for the rest of your life. After a… — Rosamunde Pilcher Copy Share Image
It was always a funny thing when someone would ask me my name and I would say "Brooklyn." They would always think… — Brooklyn Sudano Copy Share Image
I'm all for anybody having a party who wants that. The funny thing about me and birthdays or any kind of celebration… — Kim Basinger Copy Share Image
The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill… — Lincoln Child Copy Share Image
Here's the funny thing about the response I've been aware of to my dating famous people: It's been very negative. I'm either… — Dax Shepard Copy Share Image
I mean if you look at the Charger and you compare it to other cars, the way the lines work, the tires,… — Todd Farmer Copy Share Image
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
Well, a funny thing, there are three that I like all for the same reason, golf, fishing, and shooting, and I do… — Dwight D. Eisenhower Copy Share Image
marrows - alas! - are arriving in a steady stream at the back door. ... Oddly enough, the majority of people who… — Miss Read Copy Share Image
I used to work at NASA in Virginia. It was nothing glamorous; I was just tasked with making code compile for obscure… — Randall Munroe Copy Share Image
The funny thing is, because I was doing a lot of theater when I was a kid, and a lot of that… — Guy Pearce Copy Share Image
Dirt's a funny thing,' the Boss said. 'Come to think of it, there ain't a thing but dirt on this green God's… — Robert Penn Warren Copy Share Image
Father was a good driver and enjoyed driving, but the sight of a female in charge of a vehicle was sometimes too… — Deborah Cavendish, Duchess of Devonshire Copy Share Image
I've dated some women who have turned me on to some funny things that are strange for men to actually do, but… — Ryan Seacrest Copy Share Image
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“You say very funny things. I am sorry I can't say funny things back. This is not a funny time for me.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way. — James Mangold Copy Share Image
Experience is a funny thing. You dont always have it when you need it. — Patrick Chan Copy Share Image
Listening to a conversation & screaming all the funny things you'd say in your head... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's funny the things you think you're scared of until they're upon you, and then you're not. — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a… — Mark Hart Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange. — Zadie Smith Copy Share Image
A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
If you imagine yourself to be someone who is very uncomfortable in their own skin, then it does funny things to your… — Rebecca Hall Copy Share Image
You know, 'Jake 2.0' had some funny things in it; I mean, I needed my sense of humor to do that part. — Christopher Gorham Copy Share Image
“Loyalty was a funny thing. So was love. They both bit you when you least expected it.” — Jodi Lynn Anderson Copy Share Image
It's a funny thing, when you talk to God, you're religious, but when he talks to you, you're a psychopath. — Peter Steele Copy Share Image
I don't like comedy. I like funny things. I don't like comedy. Like, comedy movies are just, 'Oh Jesus.' — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have… — Scott Speer Copy Share Image
