After a while some of the houseguests at Big Brother can become a little bit high maintenance so they're going to find… — Julie Chen Copy Share Image
I found that I could write two kinds of short stories: I could write very absurd, kind of surrealistic, funny stories; or… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards… — Aisha Tyler Copy Share Image
In the first batch of readers, back in the '60s and '70s, the criminal class was still literate, so I would get… — Donald E. Westlake Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has nothing to do with it," the latke said. "Christmas and Hanukah are completely different things." "But different things can… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Kyria Abrahams, former teen bride of a doomsday cult and seeker of salvation in slam poetry, tells the terribly funny story of… — Janice Erlbaum Copy Share Image
Music appeared later. At first I was making people laugh with my funny stories. Live and on TV too. It was great,… — Verka Serduchka Copy Share Image
I have one funny story - because we knew we don't have fangs. But I remember I told Billy (Tangradi) "Dude, where's… — Kellan Lutz Copy Share Image
I can get by and chatter and talk and tell funny stories, make people laugh, but I don't have as many words,… — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
I've always loved the blues, ever since I was a kid. It has a depth to it that a lot of contemporary… — Nickolas Ashford Copy Share Image