Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, then it's probably shit!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher: I hope I don't see you copying another student's homework. Me: Yeah, I hope you don't see that either!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The wise never marry...and when they marry they become otherwise!.. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
“You’re gorgeous. You’re sexy. You’re … asking me to cut that dress off you? I’m praying for strength.” — Cristin Harber Copy Share Image
No am not yet a fool am just doing what I think is the best for my life. — Sikhwetha Maanda Stanley Copy Share Image
“Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.” — Matshona Dhliwayo Copy Share Image
No I will not share my iPod with you. It's called an iPod, not an UsPod. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Feeding my dog and suddently I saw my neighbour dogs coming, they start to fight over the food,and I'm trying to escape… — Brittannia Calder Copy Share Image
