Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes! — Theophile Gautier Copy Share Image
I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Dogs seem more photogenic than cats. In photos most cats look like sociopaths. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I've met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. — Hippolyte Taine Copy Share Image
Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim poses. — John Weitz Copy Share Image
The cat seldom interferes with other people's rights. His intelligence keeps him from doing many of the fool things that complicate life. — Carl Van Vechten Copy Share Image
Cats possess so many of the same qualities as some poeple that it is often hard to tell the people and the… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
By and large, people who enjoy teaching animals to roll over will find themselves happier with a dog. — Barbara Holland Copy Share Image
The cat is the only animal without visible means of support who still manages to find a living in the city. — Carl Van Vechten Copy Share Image
“We have the most complete and instant access to information in all of history, and we’re using it to watch funny cat… — Jean M. Twenge Copy Share Image
Cats can be cooperative when something feels good, which, to a cat, is the way everything is supposed to feel as much… — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
A cat's got her own opinion of human beings. She don't say much, but you can tell enough to make you anxious… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Cats must have three names-an everyday name, such as Peter; a more particular, dignified name, such as Quaxo, Bombalurina, or Jellylorum; and,… — T. S. Eliot Copy Share Image
A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
A cat determined not to be found can fold itself up like a pocket handkerchief if it wants to. — Louis J. Camuti Copy Share Image
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Women do not snore, burp, sweat, or pass gas. Therefore, they must Bitch or they will BLOW UP! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
