'Black Friday Bowling' Because those pins look A LOT like those bitches in front of me in line this morning! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday...any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I give at work 100% 18% monday 23% tuesday 25% wednesday 22% thursday 12% friday 100% effort :P :P ;P — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This year I only had to beat up 3 kids to get what I wanted on Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the glory of our Savior strengthen you and may His graces shine upon you on Good Friday and always! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank god its friday tommorow; so freakin' happy it is nearly the weekend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday: The day I can finally jump on the Christmas Bandwagon with the rest of the nuts who started on Halloween. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas and Easter can be subjects for poetry, but Good Friday, like Auschwitz, cannot. The reality is so horrible it is not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Any month that begins on a Sunday will contain a Friday the 13th, and there is at least one Friday the 13th… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just because it's Friday the 13th doesn't mean anything, my luck sucks everyday so really today is no different. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't walk under any ladders, Don't break any mirrors, Don't spill any salt, And don't walk by any black cats. Happy Friday… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Friday the 13th weird things are supposed to happen...Maybe I'll get in to a relationship. Happy Friday the 13th! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you change your bed on Friday the 13th, you will see bad dreams throughout the night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Three Chocolate Chip Cookies and a batch of 'Drama' cooking in the oven. Only on Fridays, thank God its Friday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sunday mornings are like scavenger hunts for everything you touched since you left the office on Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today I'm poking holes in condoms and passing them out at Wal-Mart. Happy Friday the 13th. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday. I'm Alive. I'm Breathing. I'm Living. I'm Blessed. God Is Good. God Is Great. AMEN! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Blesses Holy Thursday. For me this is sadder than good Friday. This is the time when Jesus offered him self as the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank God its Friday & its time for the weekend. Take out my windows phone & post a status for my friends,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its Friday the 13th. This simply means that most of my children will blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday should actually be called the The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Beautiful morning, blessed day and possible transformation for the better are the things I prayed for everyone to have. Happy Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday the 13th is a very bad day for a new beginning, and thus starting a new business on this day will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its Friday the 13th! It's only bad luck if you put it in your head. Think its just another day & stay… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday the 13th would be a lot more frightening if Jason chased you down in a big SUV and made you pay… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good Friday marks the slaying of our Jesus. The unblemished lamb, the perfect sacrifice. He took our guilt and blame upon Himself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was wondering why no one was on, then I remembered it was Friday, normal people actually do more than stay on… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday The 13th! Don't look what's under your bed tonight & don't turn off the light. You don't know what's coming.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
