Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You there, Friday! Come here you S.E.X.Y son of a B.T.C.H. We've been looking for you since monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Staying home alone on a Friday. Flat on the floor looking back on old love... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should never cut your hair on Friday the 13th, as it results in a death in the family. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Washing clothes on Good Friday is with us considered a great sin, and productive of the worst luck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. It's gonna be another blessed day for God's people, just like every other day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People wait : all week for friday,all year for summer,all life for happiness — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We've been looking for you since Monday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's better to allow our lives to speak for us than just our words. And on Good Friday we get to take… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The message of Good Friday is that the dictum of an eye for an eye cannot work. The way to conquer evil… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
FACT : Friday the 13th happens 3 times this year, each 13 weeks apart from the other. This hasn't happened since 1984. Happy Friday the 13th. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Friday the 13th. Just warning you all before you make any weekend arrangements for wood cabins by the lake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Upon that cross of Jesus Mine eye at times can see The very dying form of One Who suffered there for me;… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Black Friday a.k.a. Battlefield. 'Now remember what I thought you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday! Focus where you want to go today and then set everything to go there. The 1st hour of the entire… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lets cheers to the fact that I may not get trampled to death on this Black Friday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank God its Friday, I'm fresh off the highway. Im 2 minutes out, Im bout to pull in the drive way! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things people say: It's Friday! Things self-employed people say: It's Friday? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to leave the calendar on Friday the 13th, you will be killed by a witch the very next day.w — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Friday the 13th. satan texted me saying watch my back...With a winky face. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Good Friday is such a romantic day; how One sacrificed, because The One is committed to love... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember: Being awake during a Saturday morning sunrise is a sign of a good Friday night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were born on Friday the 13th your entire life will be marked by bad luck. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you wake up thinking it's Friday and it's Sunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My week is basically *Monday *Monday 2 *Monday 3 *Monday 4 *Friday *Saturday *Pre-Monday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Last Friday night; Yeah we danced on tabletops. And we took too many shots. Think we kissed, but I forgot? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Today is Holy Thursday and tomorrow is Good Friday. No meat today or tomorrow. Just a reminder. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
