“You can't play Electro-magnetic Golf according to rules of Centrifugal Bumble-puppy.” — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
It's weird... people say they're not like apes. Now how do you explain football then? — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Dogs are lousy poker players. When the get a good hand they wag their tails. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've definitely always wanted to be the guy they tell, 'Here's the ball. Go do it.' — Josh Beckett Copy Share Image
People ask me if I would like to make the All-Star team. I mean, seriously, who wouldn't? — Jrue Holiday Copy Share Image
On one-on-one, I'm either trying to get the first down or trying to score. — Lamar Jackson Copy Share Image
Busy work brings after ease; Ease brings sport and sport brings rest; For young and old, of all degrees, The mingled lot… — Joanna Baillie Copy Share Image
It's very difficult and unfair probably to compare players from different eras, because they were able to reach excellence in their time… — Gianfranco Zola Copy Share Image
You have to choose whether to take the money or follow your own ambitions, playing in the best league in the world… — Harry Kane Copy Share Image
The first time I played against Seattle was the only time I felt destroyed. Vin Baker just manhandled me. The whole thing,… — Tim Duncan Copy Share Image
I think Luis Suarez, not just with the physical side of his game but his capacity to shoot with one touch in… — Luis Enrique Copy Share Image
You have to get lucky. Whether that's a good captain's pick, or two rookies combining for five points, if you get that,… — Nick Faldo Copy Share Image
I was with Bremen in a good situation in the Bundesliga. I was the captain and was involved in everything to do… — Per Mertesacker Copy Share Image
Playing in Norway allowed me to get back out onto the pitch and get game time, it was great to be playing… — Kyle Lafferty Copy Share Image
Sneijder and me are not the worlds best, that would be Messi. Its a pity for him that Argentina has been eliminated.To… — Xavi Hernandez Copy Share Image
A player's effectiveness is directly related to his ability to be right there, doing that thing, in the moment. He can't be… — John Brodie Copy Share Image
I want it to be clearly understood that we prioritise the team above all else, a reinforced team in each of its… — Joan Laporta Copy Share Image
For the longest time people were like, 'Oh you play soccer, what else do you do?' Cause they couldn't believe that you… — Tobin Heath Copy Share Image
One thing I learned in the NBA is that the No. 1 job of a general manager is to keep his job.… — Mark Cuban Copy Share Image
It's rare to find these true coin flip situations in Hold'em but surprisingly common in Omaha. That's one of the reasons why… — Daniel Negreanu Copy Share Image
I'm pretty darn happy. I really wanted to go to San Diego and play for those offensive masterminds. I'm looking forward to… — Ryan Leaf Copy Share Image
NASCAR stepped up their safety concepts, and I think the drivers feel NASCAR is doing everything that can be done. So we… — Jim Brown Copy Share Image
Not scoring in the red zone and turning it over, man, that gets you beat. — Philip Rivers Copy Share Image
If I can't score, I do whatever I can to support my teammates. — Giannis Antetokounmpo Copy Share Image
The thing about being a striker is you need to be lightning-fast. — Peter Schmeichel Copy Share Image
“The difference between a ‘player’ and a ‘playboy’ is a few million bucks.” — Atticus Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t matter if you’re winning or losing. What matters is that you’re playing.” — Lisa M. Cronkhite Copy Share Image
“That was the way it worked there. Blame the fuck-up, feel sorry for the football Hero.” — James Frey Copy Share Image
