Fish Quotes by Anonymous

Water too pure, hath no fish.

— Anonymous

FISH = Fuck it shit happens

— Anonymous

“drinks like a fish.”

— Anonymous

Find your inner trout.

— Anonymous

Only dead fish go with the flow.

— Anonymous

“mute as a fish.”

— Anonymous

Shark week. Hoo. Ha. Ha.

— Anonymous

Shark Week? How about Sloth Week?

— Anonymous

Shark Week is the best thing to happen to TV in a while.

— Anonymous

“Well, this is a fine kettle of fish.”

— Anonymous

If you don't like the fish you're catching, change the bait.

— Anonymous

I bet Seal is terrified of shark week.

— Anonymous

Dont give a child a fish but show him how to fish

— Anonymous

Your enthusiasm for Shark Week scares me more than sharks.

— Anonymous

When I See A Clown Fish I Automatically Think OMG,Its Nemo :o !

— Anonymous

A fish with his mouth closed never get's caught.

— Anonymous

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.

— Anonymous

They say there's more than one fish in the sea, but you were my nemo.

— Anonymous

“Nur tote Fische schwimmen mit dem Strom. Only dead fish go with the flow.”

— Anonymous

You Have 10 FIsh.5 drownd.3come back to life! How Many Do You Have? Stop COunting Smart One Fish Can't Drownd

— Anonymous

There are plenty of fish in the sea, so can you stop flirting with my fish? Thanks.

— Anonymous

When they say 'There's plenty of other fish in the sea' they mean catfish in the river of Twitter.

— Anonymous

See how he throws his baited lines about,/And plays his men as anglers play their trout.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when Soul Surfer comes out on DVD the same week as Shark Week.

— Anonymous

Memory is a net: one that finds it full of fish when he takes it from the brook, but a dozen miles…

— Anonymous

Of all the creatures in the world that really frighten me - the hyena in Africa, the great white shark - leopard…

— Anonymous

There's lots of good fish in the sea...maybe...but the vast masses seem to be mackerel or herring, and if you're not mackerel…

— Anonymous

I would read fishing reports on the road and then it just occurred to me: I should go to sea school and…

— Anonymous

One time at the beach this guy was swimming in the ocean yelling 'Help! Shark! Help!'. I just laughed, I knew that…

— Anonymous

Opportunity is ever worth expecting; let your hook be ever hanging ready, the fish will be in the pool where you least…

— Anonymous

On tour, I'll get up at 5 p.m. and go to bed at 8 in the morning. With fishing, it's the exact…

— Anonymous

“We have actually had fewer sharks fall on us in the past year here in Mobile than my great-grandpa had fall on…

— Anonymous

“Four men went fishing. After an hour of sitting on the riverbank, one said, “You won’t believe what I had to do…

— Anonymous

“People that survive shark attacks were never attacked. Sharks can tell with a single bite—a short fin mako’s jaws can exert four…

— Anonymous

“He remembered the time hi fished the female of a pair of swordfish. The male always lets the female eat first, and…

— Anonymous

A small boy lived by the ocean. He loved all the creatures of the sea, especially the starfish, and spent much of…

— Anonymous

“Then I tell him about the aquarium I saw at the school when I dropped my kids off that morning. Inside it…

— Anonymous

The purpose of a fish trap is to catch fish, and when the fish are caught the trap is forgotten. The purpose…

— Anonymous

We proclaim human intelligence to be morally valuable per se because we are human. If we were birds, we would proclaim the…

— Anonymous

Bait N' Tackle - The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long,lonely voyage,…

— Anonymous