Most of the women placed in the fire department here in New York never passed the physical test. And a fat guy… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“Call the fire department," I said, trying hard to stay calm. "On it." Bess said, digging into her pocket. "I'll text 911."… — Carolyn Keene Copy Share Image
I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“Plus, if we invited Luna, we'd have to invite Jane's two brothers, Eliot Cobalt and Tom Cobalt. Which would probably end with… — Becca Ritchie Copy Share Image
I've burned the trash a few times and it got away from me. I've caught the yard on fire. I've burnt up… — Blake Shelton Copy Share Image
Making ziti for the Chicago Fire Department! I hope they're not too busy today, but this should fill their bellies I hope… — Lady Gaga Copy Share Image
People don't seem to make the connection between their tax money and the benefits that they get from their tax money, like… — Michael Schur Copy Share Image
My dad was president of the volunteer fire department, which was within walking distance to our house. I spent several days of… — Brad Paisley Copy Share Image
I was a house dad. Once, my wife was working as a dispatcher at the fire department, and I was staying home… — Joe R. Lansdale Copy Share Image
“our stops always involved food. I had to watch myself because if I tried to eat all the times she did, I… — Roxy Mews Copy Share Image
To-night I am going to take a party to the headquarters of the fire department, where I have a cinch on the… — Richard H. Davis Copy Share Image
Johnny Blaze was my character at OVW. I had all these fancy fire catchphrases: 'Call the fire department,' 'Get your fire extinguishers… — John Morrison Copy Share Image
I filmed my first little Super 8 movie by stealing my mum's Super 8 camera where I set some fires to some… — Michael Bay Copy Share Image
You might find it difficult to see anything but your own sadness, the way smoke can cover a landscape so that all… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
If you're a first-responder in Missouri as part of a fire department, you're three times more likely to respond to a drug… — Roy Blunt Copy Share Image
You need to plan the way a fire department plans: it cannot anticipate where the next fire will be, so it has… — Andy Grove Copy Share Image
New rule: If churches don't have to pay taxes, they also can't call the fire department when they catch fire. Sorry reverend,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
