Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I was well indulged as a child by my relentlessly self-improving, working class parents to express myself. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Having a kid is like falling in love for the first time when you're 12, but every day. — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I would love to be a father. I had a great father who taught me how gratifying that is. I'm not going… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
My father was a very funny man, and one of my strongest recollections is hearing him laugh. He didn't like people who… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
In 1991, my father passed away and I went on a spiritual quest. It was a light one, not too terribly deep… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
My father and mother emigrated to Canada in 1958, but there's nobody more English than an Englishman who no longer lives in… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
I knew I wanted to be a father; I didn't know it was going to be this awesome or that my kid… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to… — Mike Myers Copy Share Image
Most comedians want to be the architect of their own embarrassment. They have horrible self-esteem issues. I would rather push myself into the mud.… — Mike Myers Copy Share
There's a joy in having the molecule of an idea, then testing it in front of audiences at secret shows that people only know… — Mike Myers Copy Share
I feel entirely grateful and appreciative of being able to make something up and do it, and I'm very grateful how well it's gone.… — Mike Myers Copy Share
Very good training to just be a person is growing up in Canada. People say a lot of things about Canada, like that it's… — Mike Myers Copy Share
Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it. — Mike Myers Copy Share
Here's the plan: we get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for… one million dollars! — Mike Myers Copy Share
Everything I do is autobiographical in some way. 'Wayne's World' was me growing up in the suburbs of Toronto and listening to heavy metal,… — Mike Myers Copy Share
I think that Scottish people, like Canadians, are often misunderstood and what I like about my Scottish friends and relatives is how quickly it… — Mike Myers Copy Share
People ask me to record their answering machines all the time. I love it. It's a miracle to me that people want to hear… — Mike Myers Copy Share
Dad was in the British Army and my mom was in the Royal Air Force, so both of my parents believed in discipline. — Mike Myers Copy Share
I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. — Mike Myers Copy Share
Well, I like how people talk. I like language. You know, Linda Richman spoke in Yiddish. — Mike Myers Copy Share
