“Some people are very happy despite their ex’s absence; some, because of it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Who says that I am a bad house keeper, I kept all the houses of my ex-husbands. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the reasons my ex-husband and I broke up is that he stopped eating my food. — Jill Scott Copy Share Image
My ex husband is my only weakness. When he tells me he loves me my heart melts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Going back to your ex is like taking back your spit from the ground.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
If your not over your EX then don't move on Cause you playing with someone else feelings! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the beginning, it's why I stopped correcting my appearance - because the articles were mean and would repeat the image that… — Jocelyn Wildenstein Copy Share Image
You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?” ~ Morelli — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
He's my favorite ex-husband. We get along great. I love to fish, and he has some beautiful property down there. — Jane Fonda Copy Share Image
Your basic extended family today includes your ex-husband or -wife, your ex's new mate, your new mate, possibly your new mate's ex… — Delia Ephron Copy Share Image
My ex-husband is not on social media or Facebook, which I find fascinating and I do not follow any [others]. I know… — Sutton Foster Copy Share Image
“She loved her son and wanted him to make a fresh start here. Her ex-husband always tried to pass Aaron off as… — Tamara Hoffa Copy Share Image
Myspace is my ex husband, Facebook is my baby daddy, Twitter is my ho and I'm in a serious relationship with Instagram. — Ambri Bright Copy Share Image
Yeah, my husband and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Gemini and he's an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am divorced, and one of the things I am tremendously grateful for is that my ex-husband and I made a decision… — Jane Green Copy Share Image
“If my ex-husband could move on, I could, too. I would search for my gardener, someone who would help me to grow… — Tracy H. Tucker Copy Share Image
Turn around, and the people you thought you knew might change. Your little boy might now live half a world away. Your… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
I was working as a cocktail waitress in a heavy metal bar. Then, my manager said I should try some acting, which… — Britta Phillips Copy Share Image
It's not because I'm bitter or because I don't agree with him politically. I've always been a registered Republican. But it's bad… — Jane Wyman Copy Share Image
The best part about getting over the one who left you is being able to expand your knowledge in the mental state.… — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
She loved Bram in a clear-eyed way she’d never loved her ex-husband, no rose-colored glasses or mindless giddiness, no Cinderella fantasies or… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
My mom and I were super close when I was a kid, her and I sort of ran off from her ex-husband.… — Hayley Williams Copy Share Image
[Wendy] Davis [pursued] higher education, as her campaign website says, with 'the help of academic scholarships, student loans, and state and federal… — Liza Mundy Copy Share Image
Yves Saint Laurent gave women power, Chanel liberated them and when I joined Lanvin, I thought 'what do I bring to women?… — Alber Elbaz Copy Share Image
Until-as often happened during those first months travel, whenever I would feel such happiness-my guilt alarm went off. I heard my ex-husband's… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
I was educated privately for free because I was a scholarship girl, 100% scholarship girl. I got it on my own merits.… — Louise Mensch Copy Share Image
I love when exes try to come back because I know regret is kicking in, and karma is kicking their ass. — Sonya Parker Copy Share Image
“So, are you missing your ex-husband at all?" "Yeah, but my aim's improving every day.” — Anne Sweazy-Kulju Copy Share Image
I walk away, but I feel like something is watching me. I turn around, you're still here... — Mindy Morin Copy Share Image
One of my ex-husbands thought I had a breast job. They looked bigger. I just got the proper lingerie. — Cybill Shepherd Copy Share Image
Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
My ex? Yeah I'd still hit that... But with a car or a baseball bat! ;) — KiKi Strack Copy Share Image