There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend. — Greg Behrendt Copy Share Image
“Oh come on, your ex-boyfriend comes back, his new fiancée slaps you. It’s not hard to connect the dots” — R.S. Burnett Copy Share Image
My ex boyfriends facebook status said 'Suicidal and standing on the edge.' ...So I poked him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're trying to make me jealous of you and my ex boyfriend, you must be forgetting that I didn't want him… — She's_broken Copy Share Image
(Fellaz)...haveàa female eva sit down N talk shit 2 u bout her ex boyfriend...lol...than u realize u just like dat niggaà — @only1catone Copy Share Image
I never get jealous when I see my ex boyfriend with another girl because my parents always told me to give my… — Karrieboo Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when an ex-boyfriend tries to add you on Facebook. (After being previously deleted.) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ex boyfriends, are like an old pair of shoes. You know that you don't need them anymore but you don't have the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Here it comes, I thought. The first ex-boyfriend had been summoned. Soon the rest would follow. They would file around the table,… — Jeffrey Eugenides Copy Share Image
I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going… — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
My ex boyfriend sent this message to me on Facebook: So, I saw the most beautiful girl yesterday and I couldnt help… — Troublemaker Copy Share Image
The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on… — Tate Hallaway Copy Share Image
“I don't know how it is to fuck him Shane, I did not fuck Ethan. I have never slept with anyone, actually.… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
If you sexy and you fine, baby put'cha hands And tell your ex boyfriend to get his bads up Don't lying know… — Gucci Mane Copy Share Image
That's the real meh ... and yeah I have way more but this is the only one under my hand right now… — Leila Copy Share Image
“She, herself, had only been in love once and it ended worse than a train wreck would, and she hated herself for… — Courtney Carola Copy Share Image
“Back To December is a song that addresses a first for me. In that I've never apologized in a song before. Whether… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
YOU KNOW WHAT HATE I HATE WHEN I LOVE SOMEONE FOR SO LONG THAT I HAVE TO SEE HIM EVER DAY IN… — Antoinette Hendon Copy Share Image
So the one guy that u have all ready dated once then u guys break up adn u find some one else… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“One of the pitfalls of having an ex-boyfriend is that people still pair you together in their memories, and sooner or later… — Daria Snadowsky Copy Share Image
My ex-boyfriend didn't hear me fart once, and we were together six years. I hated the thought of grossing him out, so… — Emily Atack Copy Share Image
It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. — Charlaine Harris Copy Share Image
“Do you or do you not like wearing earrings in your mouth that will one day smell like your ex-boyfriend's dick?” — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
You never date someone's ex-boyfriend. Period. That's not even the unspoken rule - that's the spoken rule. — Eva Longoria Copy Share Image
No one is spared the pain of rejection, except the ignorant and the fool. Which my ex boyfriend just happens to be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them. — Michelle Ryan Copy Share Image
I did have a cat once that used to attack an ex-boyfriend's feet every time he slept over. I should've known then… — Erin Daniels Copy Share Image
An ex boyfriend is an ex boyfriend for a reason. Do not run back to the same person that has hurt your… — Enhance Dreams Copy Share Image
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
I get hurt when my ex boyfriend make a relationship with his new girlfriend . he makes me jealous . every night… — Jealous Copy Share Image
Rose, nothing in this world could make me hate you." "Not even trying to bring my ex-boyfriend back from the dead? — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
An ex boyfriend is called and ex because its an EXample of what mistake you made and dont make it again in… — Author Name Copy Share Image
An ex boyfriend is called and ex becuase its an EXample of a mistake that you dont want to make again in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That One Moment , Were You Think Of That Memory , With That One Ex- Boyfriend , And Just Smile — Vanessa Copy Share Image
Nick as in my former boyfriend Nick. Ex-rat, ex-boyfriend, ex-alive if I ever got hold of him Nick. — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
To an ex boyfriend who said sh*t about me: Five minutes of kissing him doesn't compare to three hours of f*ck*n you.… — Devilishangel Copy Share Image
Don't be sad when u see ur ex boyfriend/girlfriend flirting with someone else OooooOoooOooo cOme on yarrr… Learn to donate ur old… — SangFroid Stalker Copy Share Image
My ex boyfriend wants to come back,but it's to late,the love is gone,the trust is gone,so it's never work out again..it's very… — Mariane Corbito Copy Share Image
“I had to agree with one ex-boyfriend of one crackhead complainant who'd gone missing, when he told me with disdain, 'This is… — Edward Conlon Copy Share Image
