Betcha I wet cha like hurricanes and typhoons, got buffoons eating my pussy while I watch cartoons. — Lil' Kim Copy Share Image
Put that dick all in that bitch equilibrium. Im eating pussy in the fucking cafeteria. — Lil Wayne Copy Share Image
Do you realize that if the pilgrims have been chasing bobcats instead of turkeys.. we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving?! — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
“Hayes’s voice sounded particularly deep in the cavernous space. Gravelly. As if he’d been up eating pussy until four in the morning.… — Robinne Lee Copy Share Image
If you're working and your counterpart brings you breakfast or lunch, you must thank him later with a blowjob or thank her… — Ephrem Cali Hardin Copy Share Image
When gays hack into their boyfriend's Facebook account, do they change the status to, I'M STRAIGHT AND I LOVE EATING PUSSY!? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“Did you enjoy that?” His eyes narrow and now he’s frowning, like he’s not entirely sure he understands the question. “Did I… — Jessica Clare Copy Share Image
“Get naked.” “I’m really sleepy.” “Me too. I promise it will be really quick.” “What’s really quick?” “Three minutes eating pussy. Three… — Lolah Lace Copy Share Image
“Come on then." "What? Where are we going?" "Upstairs. Your bedroom." "Why?" "Because obviously you need more convincing, and I'm not going… — Elizabeth Finn Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what the fuck is going on in your head right now, Ellie, but I’m telling you this. You are… — Aurora Rose Reynolds Copy Share Image
