If getting drunk was how people forgot they were mortal, then hangovers were how they remembered. — Matt Haig Copy Share Image
Kids make the best audiences. They're like drunk people - they don't mind telling you exactly what they think. — Alex Horne Copy Share Image
You never realize how annoying drunk people are until you are the sober one. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If bars arent allowed to serve drunk people, then why is McDonalds still allowed to serve fat people? — Jimmy Tibs Copy Share Image
I hate inconsiderate drunk people. So basically I hate all drunk people. Unless I too, am drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
2 types of people that annoy me: Drunk people, when I'm sober. Sober people, when I'm drunk. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
“I'm walking through the city Like a drunk, but not With my slip showing a little Like a drunk, but not And… — Regina Spektor Copy Share Image
Look, people get drunk ... People chase girls. And the point is, it's a hell of a lot better for them to… — Richard M. Nixon Copy Share Image
I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to… — Leslie Mann Copy Share Image
I will say that going to these meetings and things, you know, I thought that, you know, be in a room with… — Lynda Carter Copy Share Image
“Am I drunk?" he asked Crewcut. "You're not drunk, Boss," Crewcut replied. "How could a superior individual like you be drunk? People… — Mo Yan Copy Share Image
“Drunk people say the damnedest things! Not every night out is book-worthy, but a comment here or there gives me a good… — Jason Calloway Copy Share Image
Drunk people run stop signs,high people just wait for it to turn green — Author Name Copy Share Image
I have written much less than most people who write; I have drunk much more than most people who drink. — Guy Debord Copy Share Image
Drunk people make me nervous because I'm afraid they will hurt me, break my stuff or say truths to me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
