“Victor hated loud music almost as much as he hated crowds of drunk people.” — Victoria Schwab Copy Share Image
I think there should be a built in Breathalyzer on twitter so drunk people can't sign in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Babies are like innocent, little drunk people, pissing and shitting and puking wherever the fuck they want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Two types of people that annoy me: Drunk people when I'm sober. Sober people when I'm drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I rely on the promise, 'God is kind to women, fools, and drunk people.' — Jane Welsh Carlyle Copy Share Image
If bars don't serve drunk people, I dont think McDonald's should be able to serve fat people. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I’m so happy Sazed included me in his little book so that drunk people can curse by my name.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“We’re drunk,” she informs me, “and drunk people have crazy,sporadic thoughts.” “Very true,” I agree. “Sometimes when I’m drunk, I think that… — Tarryn Fisher Copy Share Image
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God mad a mistake. I mean, drunk people run stop signs, high people… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been in clubs. I don't like being in an enclosed place with really loud music, and a lot of drunk people.… — Joaquin Phoenix Copy Share Image
“Emotionally drunk people stuck in absolutism decreases communication and understanding and creates polarization. . . a recipe for disaster” — David W Earle LPC Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit… — Margot Leitman Copy Share Image
The only difference between those who are drunk and those who are not is that, Drunk people talk openly and Others just… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
It's progress I think, that science has joined philosophy, metaphysics & religion as subjects drunk people argue about in bars. — Neil deGrasse Tyson Copy Share Image
Thinking about the first person ever to get drunk. People must have been like, COME QUICK! JEREMIAH HAS BEEN STRICKEN WITH AWESOME! — Kendrick Cole Copy Share Image
I've never had something - like, you know, drunk people have tried to do that to me, and I instantly shut it… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
When you improvise, you work off the laughs from the audience, but when you step on stage to do stand up, it's… — Aubrey Plaza Copy Share Image
I thought how you can never tell just by looking at them what they were thinking or what was happening In their… — David Almond Copy Share Image
“watched as they flashed clips of people dancing, bartenders fixing whatever drink was en vogue, and a montage of interviews with delighted… — Amber Lynn Natusch Copy Share Image
“Drunk people, loud people, obvious and angry people, people stammering and stumbling, spilling drinks and scarfing small burned sausages and cheese cubes… — Paul Theroux Copy Share Image
There's a lot of people who don't understand the touring and the party scene and it's like, go to bed late, wake… — Sam Hughes Copy Share Image
I feel like there's not this black-and-white division between concert hall music and music that bands play in a bar. I don't… — Missy Mazzoli Copy Share Image
If someone opens a glorious Scotch or a bottle of wine, it's no more than a whimsy, but after nearly 40 years… — Martin Shaw Copy Share Image
“This is what we, in the con business, call making a spectacle of ourselves. Let’s try to avoid that from now on.”… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
“He moved his lips to my cheek, to my ear, back to my mouth. I had never been kissed like this in… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image