Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
The driver on the highway is safe not when He reads the signs, but when He obeys them. — Aiden Wilson Tozer Copy Share Image
For every "Drive Safely" sign, shouldn't there be a "Resume Normal Driving" sign? — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. -Albert… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Know how to drive safely when it's raining or when it's snowing. The two conditions are different. — Marilyn vos Savant Copy Share Image
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely . . . While KISSING a GIRL ? Is Simply? NOT Giving The KiSS ? The ATTENTION It DESERVES. . . . — Sadie Copy Share Image
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
“plans.” “What did happen?” “I gave him instant coffee and told him to drive safely. And I told you I don’t cry.”… — Candace Calvert Copy Share Image
In Singapore, drivers generally obey the rules, but the attitude around pedestrians is actually quite different. It's culturally different. People drive safely,… — Karl Iagnemma Copy Share Image
“Smartass Disciple: Master, if you are so good, can you drive a car with your eyes closed? Master of Stupidity: Thou shall… — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
It's all based around the idea that basically VW cars are space age. They're the worst cars to use in action movie,… — Paul W. S. Anderson Copy Share Image
I was the kid who would take the car out at night when he was 16 and see if he can redline… — George Jung Copy Share Image
It seemed to me that the people who made the rules of the road had figured out everything that would help a… — Joan Bauer Copy Share Image
“Seventy-seven percent of Americans think it’s safer to talk on a hands-free phone than on a handheld phone. The empirical evidence shows… — Robert Carroll Copy Share Image
