My parents: you're beautiful honey - old people: I bet all the boys are chasing after you already. - Boys: Ew, what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it.. once in your life, you tried to drink out of your cup like a dog. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Relationship is like apple it require care and refreshment. Your relation will damage shortly if you are not serious. — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
Was riding on my horse and my foot got stuck so the cashier person had to come and unplug it and my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you're wearing sweatpants & youhave no pockets. So you put your phone on your waist and it slides… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wasn't that drunk... Dude, you were in my bathroom begging my sponge for the krabby patty formula. e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm done trying. Fuck you. Fuck you. I'll probably text you tomorrow, but fuck you. (how I feel all the time..) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when someone says you two should go out, when you actually do like the person, and the person you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God has not created woman only for fulfilling the physical need of man; rather, He has created her as a life partner… — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
If I wear make-up, I'm a cake-face. If I wear short-shorts, I'm a slut. If I actually study for a test, I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Someone who is always there for you? -Joseph. He's always right but Inever listen. I know exactly whoto go to when I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
3 Apples changed the world- 1st seduced Eve, 2nd fell on Newton, 3rd was offered to the World, half bitten by a… — RIP Sir STEVE JOBS 1 Copy Share Image
Sometimes, when you see a person cry, it's better not to ask why. Sometimes it takes only three words to make them… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Tv Commercials, Please play the creepy movie commercials during the day. When other people are awake. When its daylight. Not at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have complained to our administration about working the professional attitude of a corrupt officer. Feedback from administration was amazing. Youre terminated.… — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
IN GIRL'S RESPECT -One of the Most; Beautiful Creations of GOD... -You can Feel Her INNOCENCE; In the form of A DAUGHTER...… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
