Home alone during the day:*dancing* FROM THE WINDOOOOOOOW TO THE WALLL!!! Home alone at night:*squeezes kitchen knife* WHO'STHERE?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're late to class and everyonestares at you like you've just killed someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I say LOL, I amnot actually laughing out loud. I just have nothing else to sa — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*24 minutes of battery left* ME:That's enough time to finish. *6minutes later, laptop shuts down* ME: Fuck you! You lied to me! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ln PE class, there's always that one person who thinks it's the damn olympics. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
GUY Friends are the BOMB. They're hilarious, cool, fun to hang out with, NO awkwardness… íuntil you start to LIKE one — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tell Me Why We've Got More Pictures Of T.K. On Here Then Most Other Things. - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I promise you sweetheart, I will stop loving you on February 30. Till then, I'm all yours. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I was kid, 'You're not invited to my party.' was the worst insult ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant. haha! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, but if her vagina was a video game it would be rated E for Everyone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We live in a society where it's more socially acceptable to be a teenage parent than gay. Let that sink in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
*Types in password* Incorrect password *Types in password again* Incorrect password ARE U FRIGGIN KIDDING ME THAT IS MY¦.-Oh..Caps Lock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How can you let go of someone you love, when every time you pause, he's all you could ever think about? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom, I'm doing my homework,I promise. LOL, JK. I just minimized Facebook and opened Google the second you walked in my room — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We are all just human with our own unique mistakes, but life is not about the mistakes you make, it is what… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Dear camera whores, this is Facebook. Not an online application for a job as a prostitute. Sincerely, put some clothes on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Log off Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, grab phone, check Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG! I just discovered I have a super power! I can be invisible… Oh no no wait, I'm just being ignored. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when it's silent in class and you're stomach decides to sound like a dying whale. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You break it, you buy it. Hell no. I break it, slowly leave it there & awkwardly walk away.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you finish an article and need to save but press Cancel Button. — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Admit it. In class you go through your textbooks, find a funny looking person, & tell your friendsThat's you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once you've made the decision to move on, don't move back. You will never find your future in the rear view mirror. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when people take so long to reply back to my text. 'Like' if you're a fast texter ! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If woke up knowing I'd see you everday, I'd be more of a morning person. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That crazy 5 seconds, when you stand up too fast, and you either go blind, or extremely dizzy.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Real friends are like BLOOD. You may not see them always, but they will come out everytime you are wounded. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm seriously jealous of every girl that I have seen from Who Does She Suit? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook asks What's on your mind? I ask Do you REALLY want to know whats going through MY head? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I have money = Nothing to buy. When I don't have money = I want everything. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a hot guy takes off his shirt. On the outside you're like:oh, cool. On the inside you're like: dkhsfkhdkskfhd ísufhdawouepa;i — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Umbrella cant stop the rain but can make us stand in rain. Confidence may not bring success but gives us power to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Dinner's Ready! Me: Okay, I'm coming. *Stays oncomputer* Mom: DINNER'S READY! Me: I SAID I'M COMING! - — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry guys ill try to be on later I'll still be on my iPod but I'll still be on (: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Thinking about someone constantly but knowing you never cross there mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The frustrating moment when everyone else is online but not the person you want to see online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mess with me? I'll let karma do its job. Mess with my family? I'llbecome karma. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
