Facebook: ________ & 57 others like this. Me: Y U NO JUST SAY 58 PEOPLE LIKE IT?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cell phones ruined the fun of pushing a fully clothed person into the pool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Principle: Fire drill, everyone ina single line! Me: Get real, no one's going to form a single line if the building was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friend: Can I have a piece of gum? Me: Yeah, just don't say you got it from me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't stand my long distance relationship anymore … I'm moving the fridge to my room. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am so sorry everyone. We got hacked. Only 1000 disliked. Thank you for staying with us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My heart goes out to all family and friends who are victims in Colorado. ( — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In 25 years: Me: When I was a kid I had the iPhone 4S. My kid:That's lame. I have the iPhone 500S.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The 3 Cs of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We cannot beg someone to stay with us forever, we have to accept that, love doesn't give us the license to own… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're reading this... Congratulations í, you're alive. If that's not something to smile about, I don't know what is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I love you, Sometimes you make me blue, Sometimes I feel good, At times I feel used. Loving you darling makes… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Am I the only one? who shakes the magic 8 ball till I get the answer I want? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That annoying moment when the song you hate is stuck in your head. (happened to me with Rebecca Black's friday song-.-) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate how… after an argument I think about more clever stuff I could of said — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The moment where you're like, 'WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY, oh...here it is...' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone wants happiness, nobody wants pain; but you can't have a rainbow, without a little rain... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm that type of person that wants to get good grades, but doesn't want to study. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Torturing yourself with depressing music when you're already feeling sad. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I Got Bored and Wanted to Make a Vampire Fanfic haha (: Can You Guys Tell me What you think? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Welcome to Hollister would you like a gas mask, flashlight, or earplugs? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Crush, If your shower brb was intended to make me imagine you naked.. mission accomplished — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You don't have a valentine on valentines day? Get over it,because some people don't have a mother on mothers day or a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OK, I'm getting out of bed in 10 seconds. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8 í,9,9,9,9,9,9, … — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry I haven't been on guys! I was camping and then had school and I finally can get on! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All I see is pictures of bears flowers and candy and I'm just here like..mmm yeah maybe next year! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Fiend a heart that will love you at your worst, and arms that will hold you at your weakes — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love may not make the world go round, but the encounters make it worth the trip. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My best friend died last week he always asked me to share his page but I denied. I'm so sorry. Imma share… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you have 3 friends in a class andthe teacher says Find a partner! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll give you 12 roses, 11 real, and 1 fake. I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I try to study, I alwaysend up laying on my bed doing some random shit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment when you study SO hard for an exam, & you readthe first question & you're Like WTF where was this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Boys, if you wear a hat, prepare for it to be taken by us. Sincerely, Girls — Anonymous Copy Share Image
P.S I Love You. You guys are probably getting tired of the romantic/sad movies, but they are my favorites, I don't know… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Going in the pool; Ready, we'll jump in together on1,2,3! Both of you run up to the pool then watching your friend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What I hate most about myself? My body weight/figure. My friend are all twigs and make me look like an oompa loompa. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate it when Im at school nothing crazy happens but as soon as I miss a day something crazy pops off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That one teacher who makes you feel like a COMPLETE idiot when you get an answer wrong. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Doing the 'I'm thinking really hard face' when the teacher looks at you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
