Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: You should've gone during the break Student: I'm sorry I haven't planned out my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If my mom had a Twitter I'd probably get in trouble for someof the stuff I say on there lmao — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love that unexpected momment when your favorite song comes on the radio.!(: — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never mock fat people; their lifeis nothing less than a punishment. How are they livingin this condition? Only their God knows better! — Mohd Aariff Khan Copy Share Image
Movie theater: Don't text during the movie Me: Thanks for assuming I have friends — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment, when your the only one still laughing at the joke from 10 minutes ago. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Okayy, I feel like I'm blowing up your newsfeed with things from my summer bucket list. Sorry! I'm done for now:P hahaha — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If only you were mine, I'm gonna treat you right. We won't always fight, and I'll love you with every beat of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You think I'm shy and boring & you don't like me because of that but I don't really care. You just don't… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Went to This Weird Store haha were Nutella was only $1.79 And at Wal-mart its like 4 dollars a jar! so I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you wake up from a 5 minute nap and have no idea what day, month or year it is. — Itsme867 Copy Share Image
Wondering if you're adopted because your the only sexy one in the family.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You haven't truly grown up yet till you realize spongebobs the asshole neighbor, not squidward. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're trying to ignore a call and accidentally answer it!.. — FunnyAngryBirds Copy Share Image
Dear parents, just because I'm laughing at a text and smiling does not mean I'm flirting with someone, — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never break four things in life Trust, Relation, Promise & Heart becoz wen they break, they don't make noise but pains alot — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey Guys I'm Back.. For Now Anyway.. I'm Just Gonna Try To Ignore The Hate.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom: Hey , why are you all dressed up? Where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom , I need a new… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the nerds that cover up their answers.. Like come on, let's work together bro. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh, you're cool enough to reply with a one word response? I'm cool enough to not respond. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One thing I've always wanted to do…slid down one the bowling alleylanes c: It seems like so much fun! c; — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That rejected feeling you get when you hold a baby and it starts to cry. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How did you get that scar? Well I was all like COME AT ME BRO... and he did... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When People Are All Like; Oh I'm So Cool I Get 3 Girls In One Day At 10 Years Old BlahahahahAnd You're… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when youre playing with your pen in class and suddenly it flys across the room and everyone stares at… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you finish an article and need topress the Save but press the Cancel button instead . — Mak_786 Copy Share Image
Well anyways sorry y'all for all the pictures haah for the Poeple who got annoyed Ok let the quoting begin ^,^ — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing hurts more than realizing you meant nothing to the person who means everything to you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That moment, when you and your best friend look at each other and know what you both are thinking and laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I used to wonder what itd be like to read other peoples minds. Then I got a Facebook account, and Im over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why can't the Morning News ever say 'Today has been canceled...go back to sleep.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
^I'm Thinking About Getting A Tattoo Of That When I Get Older. Should I? Or Would it Be Stupid? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is a form of amnesia. It's when a girl forgets there are 1.2 billion other guys in the world. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love that super cute thing you do when you ignore me for hours. Ughhhh! Its adorable... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That late evening you should be sleeping, but you weren't because you are talking with someone special. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you were little, I'm goingto tell your mom, was the scariest sentence ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your mom says you look bored, wanna have a friend over? & you're just like... Hahahaha… Friends... Good one mom. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when you're taking a bite of pizza, & you accidentally bite the whole entire layer of cheese off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Please if you see this post go and like Keep Laughing for us just like how you likeed this page!! thanks in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me: MOM CAN U MAKE ME A SANDWHICH?!!! *doesn't hear*, Whispers to myself: 'Deaf bitch'. Mom: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
