Dear McDonald's, don't give me that look. There's no age limit on a happy meal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
L hate it when teachers say, You think its funny? Obviously. Thats why I laughed, b*tch. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The gain is not the having of children; it is the discovery of love and how to be loving. — Polly Berrien Berends Copy Share Image
I still remember back in the day¦ when it was cool to have Rolling Backpacks — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Can I see your phone? Uhh one second... *Delete Delete Delete* Here you go. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can see you copying my test... Sincerely, jokes on you, I didn't study either — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Teacher:Why are you chewing gum in my class?!?! Me:Dude, chill, it's gum, not cocaine. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Bitch, please your so ugly that gold fish crackers don't even smile back! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just as machines need instruction manuals for smooth operation, mankind, the most complicated machine of all, needs the Quran — Dr Zakir Naik Copy Share Image
That depressing moment when you find a shirt you REALLY likeand they don't have your size.); — Anonymous Copy Share Image
NO,mom, It doesnt matter whether I go to bed at 9:00pm or 2:00am, when I wake up tomorrow at 6am I'll be… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you get a text while you're walking and you start to walk slower and slower til youre just standing there texting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I text you a whole paragraph within 5 minutes and you text me back 40 minutes later sayingK ... Are you asking to be punched? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont you hate it when you're texting lying down & all of a sudden ur phone decides to be ninja & slip… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I'm listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I constantly think I'm hearing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular kid on the plane — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate it when ugly peope say I need my beauty sleep. OH N0, you need to hibernate. ï_(ã)_/ï — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Naming someone you know your parents approve of, when they ask who you're texting — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those people with cars as their Facebook picture… …So, you're a Transformer?! e_e 1 — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That little dance your thumbs dowhen you don't know how to answer to a text. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your foot falls asleep so you just stomp around like a dinosaur — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear rapists, I've slept with morelittle kids than you ever could. -teddy bear — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when someone is about to tell you something but then says never mind. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not your second choice neither your backup plan. So don't text me when you're bored. — Amarjeet Das Copy Share Image
Pretending to never get the text, from An annoying person who won't leave you alone -.- — Anonymous Copy Share Image
