Mom,look! Very nice. Oh, that's cool how you saw withoutactually looking — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OMG DiD YOU GET BRACES!?!?!?!!? í!?nah, I just decided to bedazzle my teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when I beat someone at something and their excuse is, 'I wasn't even trying.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He watched her take off her makeup and wondered why she even puts it on. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Poetry is essentially the discovery, the love, the passion for the name of everything. — Gertrude Stein Copy Share Image
Why didn't you reply to my text? dude, how am I suppose to reply to lol? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you're taking off your jeans in the changing room, and your underwear decides to come off too. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Teachers, When 90% of us failed, it isnt that we didnt try, its just you are a terrible teacher. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life has no second edition to correct it later.It has only one edition which should be the best.So be smart enough while… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely .… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I dont know how people can laugh in photos & still look good.. I look like an awkward horse e_e — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate that awkward outcast feeling when your friend meets up with a group of people you never me — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Starring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to replywhile thinking, damn it's a goodthing we aren't talking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With so many scientific achievements we know so little of where we came from and where we are going. But we know… — Akiane Kramarik Copy Share Image
I know you will not Believe me because I am too old But I have New Hope for you I have New… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When I was sixteen, I made the discovery -- love. All at once and much, much too completely. It was like you… — Tennessee Williams Copy Share Image
Hating is an emotional disease so for those who hate me, get well soon, or dont flatter yourself sweetly he's desperate and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This man is forcing innocent children to kill their loved ones. For no reason at all. You can make a change. This… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put away the book, the description, the tradition, the authority, and take the journey of self-discovery. Love, and don't be caught in… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
Dear Spongebob, it's been more than 10 years, you're not getting your license — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Putting on headphones and it seems like suddenly everybody wants to talk to yo — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Admit it, we've all tried to accomplish as much as possible before the microwave stops. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of b*tching about me in your status, just tag me in it next time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The awkward moment when people think your drunk when in fact you're just a blast naturally — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I got the moves like jagger. LOL JK. I dance like & awkward penguinhaving a spasm! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I HATE when I miss a call by a few seconds, call the person back, and they don't answer. — Anonymous Copy Share Image