Dirty pick up lines Quotes · Page 2

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

— Jorge

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away

— Anonymous

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

— Anonymous

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package

— Anonymous

Roses are red Violets are twisted Bend over love Because you're about to get fisted

— No Author

I know you dream me every night & I also knows it makes your dreams get wet !!

— Glen Rambharack

I wish I were a burger, so I can get between those buns.

— Anonymous

Getting messy isnt a dirty thought its a state of ideas

— Catherine Lucas

Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass

— Anonymous

Girl, you're like a pickup truck. It takes more than one load to get the job done.

— Anonymous

Wow I did not think about tea when I stared to read it

— Anonymous

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off.

— Anonymous

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

— Anonymous

If I flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

— Anonymous

F**k me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

— Anonymous

How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

— Anonymous

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' between 'F' and 'CK'

— Anonymous

Did you buy your pants on sale? Cause in my room they'd be 100% off.

— Mitchell Sakundiak