Remember how I found you there alone in your electric chair, I told you dirty jokes until you smiled. — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
I hope if I'm going to do a dirty joke, it's at least clever and not cheap. — Taylor Tomlinson Copy Share Image
We all have that friend that acts innocent but understands all the dirty jokes. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You are a fucking delight, princess. It’s like you know the dirty jokes in my head I’m too scared to make in… — Melanie Harlow Copy Share Image
When you're watching a cartoon and you understand the dirty joke that you never understood as a kid. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you watch an animated movie from your childhood, and finally understand all the dirty jokes. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“You had to be charming and witty and not cringe at their dirty jokes. It was a Mad Men kind of atmosphere.” — Lynn Povich Copy Share Image
I'm banned from Middlebrook elementary for telling dirty jokes to the janitor. The janitor! He cleans up dirt for a living. — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
Every time I get happy the Nana-hex comes through. Birds turn into plumber's tools, a sonnet turns into a dirty joke, a… — Anne Sexton Copy Share Image
Most people who seek attention and regard by announcing that they're writing a novel are actually so devoid of narrative talent that… — Paul Fussell Copy Share Image
Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language-One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his… — Red Skelton Copy Share Image
Dirty joke! Timmy fell in mud. Clean joke! Timmy played with bubbles in the bath. Dirty part of Clean joke! Bubbles was… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Where did you find construction guys swapping dirty jokes in proto-Númenorean?” Aura asked. “On construction sites. Is that coffee ready?” — John Barnes Copy Share Image
The cheesecake was smooth and lush, with the personality of a warm and well-to-do uncle who knows a hundred dirty jokes and… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
Instead of being a well-known painter, I became everybody's favorite dirty joke. Come to think of it, teaching masturbation skills is pretty… — Betty Dodson Copy Share Image
And I liked pluralist Australia. I got a taste for pluralist Australia. I like, I like Australians and I can't believe that… — Thomas Keneally Copy Share Image
I went to sexaholics anonymous for six months. For research. I wanted to see the structure of the groups, how they were… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“But I love to drink. I can’t help it. I mean, I love it Bryson-love the taste, love that buzz you get… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“But I stopped crying when I noticed that very few people were being openly emotional. I’d never seen that many stoic people… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
I guess it's hard to tune in and know what's going on...because there's about 10 storylines going at one time. So if… — Michael Cera Copy Share Image
“The extraordinary mystique of hers made you think she lived on rose petals and listened to nothing but Mozart, but it wasn't… — Andre Previn Copy Share Image
Stay out of the gutter in your conversation. Foul talk defiles the man who speaks it... Don't swear. Don't profane. Avoid so-called… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
People are in denial all the time, hiding things. If I tell you a racist or dirty joke and you laugh, you're… — Martin Landau Copy Share Image
"You two would make a cute couple," she says as she passes by with a full dough tray in her arms. I… — A.S. King Copy Share Image
“There is a love for structure in them that I recognize, and a desire to worship correctness that I know and I… — Patricia Lockwood Copy Share Image
“Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“poetry readings have to be some of the saddest damned things ever, the gathering of the clansmen and clanladies, week after week,… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“This is not what I had in mind," she muttered to Bill,who was hovering,always,on the rim of the cupboard next to her… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
“That night at the Brooklyn party, I was playing the girl who was in style, the girl a man like Nick wants:… — Gillian Flynn Copy Share Image
“The light on the bedside table next to Sarah brightens. “I’m awake now. I’m going to read for a bit, if it… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Despite the Internet 's origin in the late 1960s as a government sponsored means of communication between the Department of Defense, private… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
“There are so many dirty names for her that one rarely learns them all, even in one’s native language. There are dirty… — Andrea Dworkin Copy Share Image
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion. — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“He probably would've raised an eyebrow in that annoying/hot way he had, and made a dirty joke about Elodie possessing me.” — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
I learned lots of dirty jokes very young. There was this girl who told me them. The gang I led went in… — John Lennon Copy Share Image
There are so many times where I may share a dirty joke or laugh at one, but the due restriction has to… — Sajid Khan Copy Share Image
