Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
You can't use tact with a Congressman! A Congressman is a hog! You must take a stick and hit him on the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I am the only Republican Congressman who represents a borough within New York City, a city of 8.5 million people. — Michael Grimm Copy Share Image
Will Rogers once said it is not the original investment in a Congressman that counts; it is the upkeep. — John F. Kennedy Copy Share Image
I'm Going To Make Available To Every American The Same Health Care Plan That Senators And Congressmen Give Themselves. — John F. Kerry Copy Share Image
We will all be better citizens when voting records of our Congressmen are followed as carefully as scores of pro-football games. — Louise Erickson Copy Share Image
The Congressman ascertained that the consulate in Havana had numbers to feed the pigs. — Erich Leinsdorf Copy Share Image
A congressman is a pig. The only way to get his snout from the trough is to rap it sharply with a… — Henry Adams Copy Share Image
Would you exalt your profession, exalt those who labor with you...increase the salaries of the women engaged in the noble work of… — Susan B. Anthony Copy Share Image
If you're 54 or 55, you might want to listen because this will affect you. The idea, which was originally presented by… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
If we have Senators and Congressmen there that can't protect themselves against the evil temptations of lobbyists, we don't need to change… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It's amazing to me that people have any interest in such a low-level sex scandal. If I were sleeping with a congressman,… — Jessica Cutler Copy Share Image
Congressman Engel had a reputation quite frankly for being absent from the community, being disengaged and not being a leader or fighter… — Jamaal Bowman Copy Share Image
One GOP Congressman named Carlos Curbelo actually suggested that Donald Trump may be a 'phantom candidate' that has been planted by Democrats.… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
We must remember that in the House, Congressman [Carlos] Curbelo has a - the same law, and it has a lot of… — Marco Rubio Copy Share Image
I never imagined working with CEOs, congressmen or the military, yet I make regular visits to the Pentagon, stop by the Capitol… — Simon Sinek Copy Share Image
When I was a congressman, I had occasion to talk to this group of students who were taking their seat. There were… — Benigno Aquino III Copy Share Image
The basic problem is for a congressman or a president to get elected, they need obscene amounts of money. And the only… — Peter Navarro Copy Share Image
One of the prime backers of land bill was a Republican Congressman, a Paul Gosar. And when he was challenged by an… — Robert A. Williams, Jr Copy Share Image
The talk shows are stuffed full of sufferers who have regained their health--congressmen who suffered through a serious spell of boozing and… — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
Congressman Frank and Senator Dodd wanted the government to push financial institutions to lend to people they would not lend to otherwise,… — Thomas Sowell Copy Share Image
“Lyndon Johnson. The junior congressman saw two things that no one else saw. The first was a possible connection between two groups… — Robert A. Caro Copy Share Image
But veteran lawmakers torn apart by PTSD don't have a choice about being Exhibit A in the case against Washington politics. When… — Leon Kass Copy Share Image
You can't take a congressman to lunch for $25 and buy him a hamburger or a steak or something like that. But… — Jack Abramoff Copy Share Image
Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason — Pete McCloskey Copy Share Image
New Yorkers your voices must be heard. Tell your state Congressmen to support same sex marriage bill. All you need is love — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5' 7", it is impossible to get your congressman on… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
The difference between a thief and a congressman: When a thief steals your money, he doesn't expect you to thank him. — Walter E. Williams Copy Share Image
I went to my Congressman and he said quote quote, I'd like to help you son, but you're too young to vote. — Eddie Cochran Copy Share Image
That's what a Congressman or a Senator is for -- to see that too much money don't accumulate in the national Treasury. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When a country is at war we want Congressmen, regardless of party, to back up the government of the United States. — Franklin D. Roosevelt Copy Share Image
I'm starting to like muggers more than congressmen. At least the muggers don't claim they're doing you a favor. — Paul Jacob Copy Share Image
As your congressman, I hold the Holy Bible as being the major directions to me of how I vote in Washington D.C. — Paul Broun Copy Share Image
My president is black, my senator is a lesbian and my congressman is gay. This is not your grandparents' America, and I'm… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There are always too many Democratic congressmen, too many Republican congressmen, and never enough U.S. congressmen. — Sydney J. Harris Copy Share Image
I have a world of respect for Congressman Dold and the service he's given to our country. — Brad Schneider Copy Share Image
The problem is not that you can buy a congressman for $10000 but that you can buy a Washington lawyer for $100000. — Nicholas Johnson Copy Share Image
Tom McMillen was a three-term congressman from Maryland. He is the tallest member of Congress. Period. He's 6'11''. — Luther Strange Copy Share Image
There's no way that I could be a congressman in a California district at 32. — Mike Espy Copy Share Image
Come Senators, Congressman, please heed the call, don't stand in the doorway, don't block the hall. — Bob Dylan Copy Share Image