College Quotes · Page 63

“Go to college. Have a lot of babies. Break a lot of hearts. And realize every minute of it.”

— Adam Selzer

“College is a scam. Why go into debt to get no job when you could be unemployed for FREE?”

— Jarod Kintz

Show business comes with wonderfully long vacations, like the life of a college professor.

— Lawrence O'Donnell

And when I started college, I think I was good at two things: arguing and asking questions.

— Karen Hughes

I had too much respect for the game to leave it behind or to make it my second or third sport in…

— Ryne Sandberg

I ran a high-tempo offense in college. You don't really get caught up in it.

— Nick Foles

I wasn't a very good writer before college. I don't think I was a very good reader.

— DeRay Mckesson

I grew up in the hills and studied in college in Himachal Pradesh.

— Mohit Chauhan

People have been introduced to our band in so many ways. Whether we were playing at their college or we were the…

— Ed Robertson

I started directing out of necessity, the first play I wrote in college because I didn't know anyone who could direct it.

— Conor McPherson

The NFL draft is going to be this Thursday. That's a huge night for college players. That's the night they start being…

— Jay Leno

I played baseball my entire life, up through college and everything, so working out and being physically active was always a huge…

— Tyler Hoechlin

If they don't go to law school, bright college graduates head to Wall Street precisely because they have no real plan for…

— Peter Thiel

I made, like, five records as Dirty Projectors before I got out of college. And then I put a band together when…

— David Longstreth

Basically, my senior year of high school, I was going to look at prospective colleges and I went to visit Northeastern University…

— Jillian Hervey

It wasn't a mistake to come out of college early. It was the best move I ever made. I had one year…

— Michael Redd

When you're a little kid, you just like music that makes you happy and is fun. As you get older, you reach…

— Patrick Stump

I grew up in Memphis, Tennessee; I went to college in New Orleans before moving to New York City for graduate school.…

— Bryant Terry

Rob Kalin, Etsy's founder, never finished college. Evan Williams, Biz Stone, Jack Dorsey - the founders of Twitter - are not college…

— Caterina Fake

I worry about that terribly because the public eye can bring all sorts of unwanted intrusions and problems. But he's treading his…

— Jude Law

The weirdest thing with friends, the way you measure it is if you go without communicating for months at a time, you…

— Matthew Weiner

At that point, I thought probably special effects, something like that, and indeed, the early days when I was working with my…

— Brian Henson

What government supports, government controls. This is an ancient axiom repeatedly ratified by experience. . . . Indeed, as is well known,…

— Edd Doerr

Even the poor student studies and is taught only political economy, while that economy of living which is synonymous with philosophy is…

— Henry David Thoreau

There's been a realization in college athletics that an athletic director really is a businessman.

— Oliver Luck

I drove the Ford Ranger until probably five years after college, till about 2001, when I was almost 30.

— Chuck Liddell

The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.

— Erma Bombeck

College was especially sweet because of the positive, hopeful atmosphere of a college campus.

— Jerry Kramer

What a coincidence, they both go to College and I'm a rapist!

— Jim Norton

I would tell everyone to go to college, no matter what. It gives you time to grow up.

— Mark Teixeira

My family was really big on college, and it was hard for them to stomach that I was going to be a…

— Jonathan Van Ness

The goal of Bethlehem College and Seminary cannot be expressed with man as the end point. Christ is the endpoint.

— John Piper

Don't cuss. Don't argue with the officials. And don't lose the game.

— John Heisman

“You can't change generational poverty by sitting on your ass. Let's get to work!”

— Damen Lopez

Once I got to college, I realized that practicing 3-6 days wasn't going to be enough for me to get where I…

— Alex Morgan

When you're watching college tennis and you're in that close match, there's nothing better.

— Jack Sock

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.

— Woody Hayes

Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.

— Zooey Deschanel

My parents never went to college. My dad started as an hourly worker.

— Anthony Scaramucci

In college, they tell you what you need to do every day. In the NBA, they don't. You figure it out on…

— Nikola Vucevic