You find out who your real friends are real fast when you get to college. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You never really realize how awesomely well stocked your parent's fridge is until you move away from home. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Finals are coming up. Excuse me while I go crawl into a hole of despair... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dang, good times. Now I'm months away from going off to college.. Crazy how time flies and people change. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Students, with the beginning of the new semester, remember; Good grades, enough sleep, a social life...You can only pick two. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cities are broke, there are no jobs, people without a high school diploma and sometimes even with a college degree can't get… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate when professors keep you the entire time on the first day of class. Gimme the syllabus and get me out… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The true college will ever have but one goal - not to earn meat, but to know the end and aim of… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In more than 20 years I've spent studying the issue, I have yet to hear a convincing argument that college football has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I actually have a degree in music and was aware that music was a tool used in therapy. I didn't realize how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What are the purposes of examinations anyhow? Are they to increase our educational attainment? Or are they instruments used to bring suffering… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
College will have such a different atmosphere. Can't wait to be around people like myself who are going somewhere in life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Getting through high school and college was one of my greatest achievements. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone says your school friends will be friends for life but I definitely think it's your college friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's so true when they say you'll meet your best friends for life in college. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
1. Sleep, 2. Good Grades, 3. Social Life..."pick two, welcome to college!" — Anonymous Copy Share Image
During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good college is like unprotected sex: Glad you got in, wish you never came. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Congratulations on finding out where you'll be gaining 15 pounds as a freshman next year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear person who finishes test in 10 minutes, I HOPE YOU FAIL! Sincerely, still on first question. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope you get into all the classes you're planning to drop when they require too much work. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At least you're as thin as the college rejection letters you're receiving. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Steve Jobs, Bill Gates, and Mark Zuckerberg all dropped out of college. What am I still doing here?! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Faking the dates on your work so it doesn't look like you did it last minute. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I WILL graduate high school. I WILL go to college. I WILL be successful. Guarantee that. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My parents worked enormously hard to put four children through college. We didn't have a lot of money. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Smoking crack is a way for people who couldn't afford college to study the works of Charles Darwin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are only young once, after that you have to think of another excuse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've been lucky enough to be part of some great ensembles in theater - I'd been doing theater since college. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
