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College can feel like a playground of odd rules, such as leaving when the teacher never shows up. It also reveals which friends stay close after high school and which drift away. Sports, tests, and new freedoms make the experience a mix of excitement and confusion.

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The college life at times can be real miserable,

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I'm majoring in Trophy Wife with a minor in MILF.

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Friends don't let friends drink and type!

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Due tomorrow...means do tomorrow.

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College is the emotional roller coaster of my life.

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College is a life of its own.

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That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

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F.I.N.A.L.S. - F*ck I Never Actually Learned Sh*t.

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I went to Midwood High School in Brooklyn and then to Brooklyn college for 1 1/2 years.

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Pumpkin Spice Lattes are to college girls; what mini-shooters of whiskey are to alcoholics.

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That f*ck my life moment when the only answers you know on the test are your name and date.

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College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.

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There should be an 'I Don't Know' option on a test so I can be correct more frequently.

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Semi-colons only prove that the author has been to college.

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I hope college women reject you less than college admissions officers.

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My biggest problem with going off to college will be not being able to sleep in my own bed...

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Friendship is not something you learn in school or college but if you havent learned the meaning of friendship, you really havent…

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When you get to college and move out of your house you really start to appreciate time with family and friends back…

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It's hard making new friends in college when there's no one who can even compare to the best friends you already have.

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I came to college with friends. And even though we go to different schools I know I'll be leaving college with those…

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Honestly what's the point of a college education? Why can't we just graduate high school and then get a bomb ass job?

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The college idealists who fill the ranks of the environmental movement seem willing to do absolutely anything to save the biosphere, except…

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There are some things you can't learn at any university, except for one, the University of Life. The only college where everyone…

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As Littlewood said to me once [of the ancient Greeks], they are not clever school boys or "scholarship candidates," but "Fellows of…

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We women have lived too much with closure: "If he notices me, if I marry him, if I get into college, if…

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I believe in logic, the sequence of cause and effect, and in science its only begotten son our law, which was conceived…

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“They say 74% of everything you're learning in college is a bunch of bullshit you'll never need 83.4% of everything you've got,…

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But I would much prefer students going to college to learn and be prepared for the rigors of the new economic order,…

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I was chomping at the bit to get my career started - so after I took all the theater courses at Brooklyn…

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I don't attend an actual school but I'm still following through with high school. I do work with a tutor for about…

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To do such a thing would be to transcend magic. And I beheld, unclouded by doubt, a magnificent vision of all that…

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Without any censorship, in the West fashionable trends of thought and ideas are carefully separated from those which are not fashionable; nothing…

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The second item in the liberal creed, after self-righteousness, is unaccountability. Liberals have invented whole college majors--psychology, sociology, women's studies--to prove that…

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At a time when going to college has never been more important, it's never been more expensive, and our nation's families haven't…

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One must recently have lived on or close to a college campus to have a vivid intimation of what has happened. It…

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College is already interfering with my social life.

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I went to college for about a year in California.

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College football honestly puts me in the best mood.

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College life > whatever life you are living.

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Going to bed at 6am. college life...ohhh yes!

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