I wear sunglasses because I have no eyeballs. I also have no hair but I forgot my hat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
T.W.I.T.T.E.R T.ell W.orld I.nteresting T.houghts T.empting E.nvolved R.esponses I love to play with words — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
Dear Algebra stop trying to get us to find your x shes never coming back. And don't even think about asking y. — Mario Tomasello Copy Share Image
Former social media user who got sick of it all when I was banned at Digg in 2007. Now Im back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone is Twittering alone in the forest, and nobody else is there to receive the tweet, is it just a 140… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
