Classroom Quotes by Anonymous · Page 2

That awkward moment when you call your teacher mom.

— Anonymous

Every teacher before they draw on the board: 'Im not an artist.'

— Anonymous

The feeling you get after finishing your last exam.

— Anonymous

On a math test: 2+2 = ? Me: *I'll use calculator just in case*

— Anonymous

Dear teacher, I did study! But I forgot everything when I saw the paper…

— Anonymous

At school, I risk my phone's life to text you.

— Anonymous

Home is a child's first and most important classroom.

— Anonymous

That awkward silence after a teacher yells at a student.

— Anonymous

When my pencil falls in the middle of the class, I drag it with my feet because I'm to lazy to get…

— Anonymous

Raising you hand for the easy questions, so the teacher won't bother you for the hard ones later.

— Anonymous

That scary moment when your teacher says that they're gonna start calling on random people.

— Anonymous

During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.

— Anonymous

That depressing moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isnt even one of the choices on the test...

— Anonymous

I hate when professors keep you the entire time on the first day of class. Gimme the syllabus and get me out…

— Anonymous

Dear math worksheet, Please don't have a back, please don't have...Awe shit, theres a back. Sincerely, fuck you I have better things…

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you have no friends in the class and your teacher says 'pair up.'

— Anonymous

Sometimes I think life is one big test and Im in the wrong classroom.

— Anonymous

*Taking a test*...If the answer is false, please explain. Answer: True

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you're not lying, and you ACTUALLY LEFT YOUR HOMEWORK HOME.

— Anonymous

Teacher: Where is your book? Student: At home. Teacher: What's it doing there? Student: Having more fun than me.

— Anonymous

We all have that one teacher who's like: 'Don't pack up yet. There's still 11 seconds of class left...'

— Anonymous

That awesome moment when the whole class laughed at what you said, so you just sit there like a boss.

— Anonymous

It's so gross when teachers lick their finger and then give the paper to me. I don't really want your dried coffee…

— Anonymous

Human Brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours for 365 days. It functions right from the time we were born and only…

— Anonymous

I'm a few minutes late to class? Please, stare at me like I just killed five people.

— Anonymous

If we are suppose to forget about the past, why do we have to take history class anyway?

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you can't read your own handwriting and you're like 'WTF did I just write!?'

— Anonymous

Its so obvious when people are texting in class, because no one just looks down at there crotch a smiles.

— Anonymous

Not paying attention in class, then regretting it when your teacher starts passing out a sheet of paper. -__-

— Anonymous

Whenever I finish a test early, I make sure to wait 'til someone else turns it in so I don't look like…

— Anonymous

In the best classrooms, grades are only one of many types of feedback provided to students.

— Anonymous

Does anyone ever get that feeling in class when you just wanna scream out 'NOBODY GIVES A FUCK!'

— Anonymous

I'm deeply, deeply passionate about creating peace and well-being in the classroom, and well-being as a global nation.

— Anonymous

That awkward moment when you know the full lyrics of over 100 songs, but can't answer 10 questions of your test...

— Anonymous

If the professor doesn't show up to class in the first 15 minutes, you get to leave. Somebody make that a law, please.

— Anonymous

Lets face it, we've all had our teachers ass in our face when they were helping another student.

— Anonymous