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A teacher walking into class late sparks a joke that students should be allowed to leave. Other quotes riff on easy tests, secret phone texts, and the funny way students explain missing books. The collection also points out that real lessons come from experience, not just classroom rules.

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I love the classroom.

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That awkward moment when a black kid asks you to pass the skin colored crayon.

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The best thing ever; is having a fire drill during your least favorite class.

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Seeing the first question on a test and thinking, 'Yup...I'm screwed.'

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I die a little inside when I see the word 'explain' on a test.

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That Awkward Moment When You Shout The Wrong Answer In Class With Confidence :P !

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That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.

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Getting results through people is a skill that cannot be learned in the classroom.

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Making up fake rules when there is a substitute teacher.

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That moment when your teacher forgets you have homework, but then that one kid says, 'We have homework.'

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That awkward moment when the teacher says slaves…and everyone looks at that one black kid in the class.

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Not all religion is to be found in the church, any more than all knowledge is found in the classroom.

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The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person and…

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The only good thing about this math exam is that for each question I at least have a 25% chance of getting…

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Every professor is like tell us something fun about yourself I'm just sitting here like, 'Im weird as fuck, honestly.'

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That amazing moment when a question on a test gives the answer on another question on the test.

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When I was little, I had a huge imagination. Now, I can't even make up a story for English class.

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What it takes to do a job will not be learned from management courses. It is principally a matter of experience, the…

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They had reached Lockhart's classroom...'You could've fried an egg on your face" said Ron. 'You'd better hope Creevey doesn't meet Ginny, or…

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Some kids, for some reason, it just doesn't click in the classroom as they need it to. We have college coaches talk…

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You don't treat the so-called little people poorly, because we don't have any little people here! The trainers, the managers, the secretaries,…

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I started culinary school at a very young age, and really I wanted to be out working, cooking, more than I wanted…

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Governments decide they know best and they're going to tell you what to do. The trouble is that education doesn't go on…

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Oh, that,' said Ginny, giggling. 'Well-Percy's got a girlfriend.' Fred dropped a stack of books on George's head. 'What?' 'It's that Ravenclaw…

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A few weeks later, I’m in a fluorescent-lit classroom in Chelsea awaiting the start of the official Mensa test. I’m sitting next…

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Teacher:The test is very easy. Me:Sure it is bitch, you already know the answers.

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'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!

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School would be better if I had my bestfriends in all of my classes.

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Teacher: WHY AM I HEARING TALKING!? Because you have ears, duh!

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There is always that one class that you hate going to everyday.

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When I clear my calculator I press the button at least 10 times just to be sure.

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That amazing moment when a teacher cancels a test.

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I wish there was a pen that could copy and paste.

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'Why were you late?' Cause the bell rang before I got here...

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Doing the 'I'm thinking really hard face' when the teacher looks at you.

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That awkward moment when you confidently say the wrong answer aloud in class.

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The teacher says work with a partner, I look at my friend, we both nod.

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Pretending to write when the teacher starts calling on random people.

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Giving your friend the 'What the f*ck is this?' look during a test.

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Dear google, could you sit next to me during an exam? Sincerely, every student.

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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