Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in porno films. — Bill Brasky Copy Share Image
My favorite Christmas gift as a child was - I had a ninja turtle skateboard. — Danny Amendola Copy Share Image
“The ‘night before Christmas’ was in reality the last night before a forever morning.” — Craig D. Lounsbrough Copy Share Image
Sincerest wishes for hope, happiness and peace during this Holiday Season and throughout the coming year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
'A Christmas Story' has become such a special part of the holiday season for so many families. — Peter Billingsley Copy Share Image
Ever since I found out that Santa Claus wasn't real, it's been all down hill... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We used to fuss when the landlord dissed us. No heat, wonder why Christmas missed us. Birthdays was the worst days. — Biggie Smalls Copy Share Image
Christmas means giving. The Father gave his Son, and the Son gave his life. Without giving there is no true Christmas, and… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
Christmas is a rare occasion when we are reminded that we have obligations to people we did not choose to be related… — Julian Baggini Copy Share Image
“That reminds me of when you used to call and see us before Christmas, the year before last. Somehow–somehow life was all… — Winston Graham Copy Share Image
We must not seek the child Jesus in the pretty figures of our Christmas cribs. We must seek him among the undernourished… — Oscar Romero Copy Share Image
I finished my christmas list I cant wait for $ 1,000,000 in cash, boyfriend, the souls of those who have displeased me… — Ream Copy Share Image
George had performed musical alchemy, distilling the essence of Christmas into music. Adding a lyric which told the tale of betrayed love… — Andrew Ridgeley Copy Share Image
There is nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child. ... Time, self-pity, apathy, bitterness,… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I feel like I've been guarded since I was about three years old. I don't know why. I come from such a… — Rooney Mara Copy Share Image
Long ago when a child lay in a manger, a special star appeared. It didn't just show up that evening. It had… — Neal A. Maxwell Copy Share Image
“Christmas ribbons decked every crystal ball knocker on every sparkling door as far as the eye could see. Through the snowy streets… — Dew Pellucid Copy Share Image
Gradually the awful truth dawns on you: that Santa Claus was just the tip of the iceberg - that your future will… — Paul Murray Copy Share Image
I started making music... I guess I was 12, and I started playing 'Guitar Hero.' And you know, it got to a… — Post Malone Copy Share Image
Sometimes our celebrations of notable occurrences seem to take on earthly color, and we do not fully realize the significance of the… — Spencer W. Kimball Copy Share Image
“Last December I saw an advertisement outside an electronics store. There was a little boy, delirious with delight, surrounded by computers, stereos,… — Derrick Jensen Copy Share Image
“My hope was that going off my artificial entertainment addiction would tell me what I have never gotten right about Christmas, and… — Esther Emery Copy Share Image
Instead of waiting until the holiday season - when mail solicitations flood in from worthy organizations - and making a flurry of… — Laura Arrillaga-Andreessen Copy Share Image
We always throw a Christmas Eve party, and then we do a whole matching pajama thing. — Sistine Stallone Copy Share Image
“Later the place was as deserted as Malcolm Muggeridge's Christmas party of fellow intellectuals.” — William Donaldson Copy Share Image
I grew up with a Christmas tree, I'm going to stay with a Christmas tree. — Thomas Menino Copy Share Image
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I… — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Bloody Christmas, here again, let us raise a loving cup, peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing… — Wendy Cope Copy Share Image
“At the heel end of the day, I need my glass of wine. Christmas lights for the brain.” — Bill Callahan Copy Share Image
Wishing you even a minuscule percentage of the wealth and attention that will be showered upon the Kardashian fetus in 2013. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everything feels different on Christmas morning because there's nobody about. And if they are, then they're on a new bike. — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
Mentally I am ready for Christmas. Financially I am not ready for Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its almost the beginning of a new year, how I wish everybody to have new years resolutions, I have set mine — Paul Kimani Copy Share Image
“Christmas isn't Christmas without your white-chocolate cranberry cookies” — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
Another fresh new year is here... Another year to live! To banish worry, doubt, and fear, to love and laugh and give! — William Arthur Ward Copy Share Image
“Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents," grumbled Jo, lying on the rug.” — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Magic of Christmas never ends and its greatest of gifts are family and friends. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
