The true meaning of Christmas is actually centuries of gullibility. — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs? — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“We are soon approaching a refined holiday, "Merry Mas," where Christ will be taken out of its context.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
I know CEOs, and they get sick when they have to lay people off, especially around Christmas. — Mark Goulston Copy Share Image
It was the night before Christmas and all I wanted was to no longer feel haunted. — Dominic Riccitello Copy Share Image
May the holiday spirit be with you while you scream at your mother this Christmas — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time when families gather and enjoy spending time together. Let us remember those for whom a loved one will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
New Year count down is about to begin. Heres sending my blessing of cheers and joys galore and wishing you a wonderful… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This flick is all I have to say about being 17, the United States Navy, Christmas and the Fourth of July. — Kenneth Anger Copy Share Image
A New Years resolution is like telling a cow you aren't going to eat him! — MrAntiIt Copy Share Image
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, May you be blessed this Christmas with peace and love all day! Merry Christmas… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always felt like what I was doing wasn't selling toys; I was making a happy sound at Christmas. When people hear… — Johnny Mathis Copy Share Image
“Christmas Eve, 1955, Benny Profane, wearing black levis, suede jacket, sneakers and big cowboy hat, happened to pass through Norfolk, Virginia. Given… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
I remember going to church at home on Christmas in 2016, and people wanted to take my photo. When I'm home in… — Maggie Rogers Copy Share Image
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go; Take a look in the five-and-ten, glistening once again. With candy… — Meredith Willson Copy Share Image
As this New Year begins, ask God to help you tune your life every day to His Word, so you can bring… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
The Santa myth is one of the most effective means ever devised for intimidating children, eroding their self- esteem, twisting their behavior,… — Tom Flynn Copy Share Image
“Hints of gingerbread scents were in the air as Chloe opened the Christmas Shop door. Shelly was no less baking in the… — R.A. Rooney Copy Share Image
Children are grateful when Santa Claus puts in their stockings gifts of toys or sweets. Could I not be grateful to Santa… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
For Christmas 1999, my husband surprised me with a trip to Disney World. Along with our boys, we were standing on the… — Karen Robards Copy Share Image
We won't have a Christmas this year, you say For now the children have all gone away; And the house is so… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the tooth Fairy are creatures in which every child has absolute faith until it is utterly… — Jim Whitefield Copy Share Image
Now on the first day of Christmas, my homeboy gave to me A sack of the krazy glue and told me to… — Snoop Dogg Copy Share Image
“You bear a significant importance to humanity. You exist to complete the mold. Each step you take, great or little is important… — Chinonye J. Chidolue Copy Share Image
One of the weirdest things about Christmas in this country is that people love to watch 'EastEnders' when everyone's in floods of… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
Empathising with the younger children on whom the same confidence trick was being imposed, I embarked on a crusade around the neighbourhood,… — Barbara Smoker Copy Share Image
