“If Christ changes your heart then you can always celebrate this birth any moment for the rest of your life.” — Lailah Gifty Akita Copy Share Image
“It was the happiest Christmas Eve he had ever spent. To quote his own words, he had a rotten Christmas.” — H.H. Munro Copy Share Image
Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
May the holiday spirit be with you while you scream at your mother this Christmas — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It was the night before Christmas and all I wanted was to no longer feel haunted. — Dominic Riccitello Copy Share Image
“We are soon approaching a refined holiday, "Merry Mas," where Christ will be taken out of its context.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
I know CEOs, and they get sick when they have to lay people off, especially around Christmas. — Mark Goulston Copy Share Image
“25th December 2020 will go down in history as the Christmas of death.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
There'll always be Christmas as long as a light Glows in the window to guide folks at night, As long as a… — Edna Jaques Copy Share Image
The Santa myth is one of the most effective means ever devised for intimidating children, eroding their self- esteem, twisting their behavior,… — Tom Flynn Copy Share Image
“Hints of gingerbread scents were in the air as Chloe opened the Christmas Shop door. Shelly was no less baking in the… — R.A. Rooney Copy Share Image
I remember going to church at home on Christmas in 2016, and people wanted to take my photo. When I'm home in… — Maggie Rogers Copy Share Image
As this New Year begins, ask God to help you tune your life every day to His Word, so you can bring… — Billy Graham Copy Share Image
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas, everywhere you go; Take a look in the five-and-ten, glistening once again. With candy… — Meredith Willson Copy Share Image
“Christmas Eve, 1955, Benny Profane, wearing black levis, suede jacket, sneakers and big cowboy hat, happened to pass through Norfolk, Virginia. Given… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“I don’t like to be in delineated moments. I don’t like it when your reality feels prescriptive. I don’t like Christmas holidays… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
Christians have created a holiday that has become a beast that cannot be fed. Christmas gets longer and longer and longer, and… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
I wanted to be an actor, an astrologer, an astronaut; a lot of different things were going through my mind. But I… — Joan Jett Copy Share Image
Here I sit, sober and perhaps even lucid, on the sort of winter's day that makes you realize a New Year is… — Peter Laughner Copy Share Image
“On our way back from the candy store, Brian and I liked to spy on the Green Lantern—a big dark green house… — Jeannette Walls Copy Share Image
“Me: Did you get your tree yet? Ken: I'm a Jew, I don't decorate Christmas trees. Me: So you're going to go… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
For many of us, sadly, the spirit of Christmas is "hurry". And yet, eventually, the hour comes when the rushing ends and… — Burton Hill Copy Share Image
“Molly’s been surprised to find that she looks forward to it. Ninety-one years is a long time to live—there’s a lot of… — Christina Baker Kline Copy Share Image
