My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Heap on more wood! - the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Lol its gettin hot in here, bouta take off all my clothes..i think I wanna stripper pole for christmas — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm ready for Christmas time so I can listen to Christmas music and watch Christmas movies all the time. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here is wishing you all a Merry Christmas and a New Year bright with joy and success. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have sex with you until Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas Eve to all. May all of you and your loved ones have a real Christmas tonight with peace and love. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the lovely season of Christmas bring you blessings in abundance. May you receive more gifts that you asked for. Merry Christmas… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Santa Claus has already been here and everything. Want to see what he brought for you?" "Is it a big present?" "Very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't despair if you are short of cash. Be creative. Looking back, you'll discover that the Christmases when you had the least… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey baby, here is wishing you and fun-filled and gift-brimmed Christmas. May all your dreams turn into reality. Merry Christmas and a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Christmas as you count your blessings sent to you by the Almighty, don't forget to pray for those you aren't able… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All my blessings and good wishes to you and your wonderful family. May Jesus' coming this year once again bring joy to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The very purpose of Christ's coming into the world was that He might offer up His life as a sacrifice for the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This New Year, I wish you to be blessed with a marvelous today and a brilliant tomorrow, your heart be filled with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The 4th of July is like christmas without Santa; it's vacuous and irritating to those of us who actually look for meaning… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Best wishes for the holidays and for health and happiness throughout the coming year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Holiday Greetings and Best Wishes for a New Year of happiness and a world of peace. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wintry Wishes. May this season bring you the gifts of peace, hope and joy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whether you're offended by me saying Happy Holidays or Merry Christmas, take comfort in knowing I don't really mean either. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The gift of love, the gift of peace The gift of happiness...May these be yours at Christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you and your loved ones peace, health, happiness and prosperity in the coming New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the New Year bring you delight, health and happiness in all your endeavors. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Santa all I want for Christmas is all the weapons of the world and all the killers behind bars! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sending you wishes for a happy year filled with health, prosperity, love and loads of fun! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Buy more Scotch tape, wrapping paper, and Christmas cards than you think you'll need. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the light of the season illuminate your life as bright as the Menorah. Have a Happy Hanukkah! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Chinese New Year! Wishing everyone prosperity, good health,much love & terrific eats in the year of the horse! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my future children; you will know the true meaning of Christmas just not you get gifts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love Christmas decorations! It reminds me of break and when we are on break we have no school! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's give thanks our neighborhood is too dangerous for Christmas caroling. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the gifts of the season...peace, hope, love, health and happiness be yours throughout the New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On the New Years Day and the whole year through I hope the kindness you've given to others return many times to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I will never admit to my parents that I dont believe in the Easter Bunny or Santa as long as I still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your Hanukkah prayers not be drowned out by incessant Christmas music. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Good resolutions are like babies crying in church. They should be carried out immediately.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
