The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Holidays. Wishing you every happiness this holiday season and through out the coming year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May all the sweet magic of Christmas conspire to gladden your heart and fill every desire. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope wishing you a Happy Chinese New Year helps make up for not paying the $1.3 trillion we owe your country. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May Santa Claus grant you all that you wish for this Christmas. Here's wishing you and all your loved ones a very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May this Christmas you be blessed and healed by the purity and innocence of Baby Jesus. May all your sins be forgiven.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas shopping for you has made me realize that I know absolutely nothing about you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May this New Year bring to you surprises which are pleasant, friends who are decent and life which is complacent. Heres wishing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May your hearts be filled with peace and faith in God. May your days of doubt be replaced with days of hope… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the winds of love and joy visit your homes this Christmas and live with you and your family for today and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas is a time of joy and happiness. When I am with you, every day is like Christmas. God couldn't have brought… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Nothing ever seems too bad, too hard or too sad when you've got a Christmas tree in the living room. All those… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas and Easter can be subjects for poetry, but Good Friday, like Auschwitz, cannot. The reality is so horrible it is not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Christmas commemorates the birth of the son of God, Jesus Christ and truly, the world becomes a delightful place on the day.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My excuses for already failing my New Year's resolution are more complicated than the fiscal cliff deal. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wish you happy holidays season with unforgetable Christmas and New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's time for champagne, cake and balloons. It's time to celebrate the new year. Happy New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Warmest greetings of the Season and best wishes for Happiness in the New Year with Christmas Blessings. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Christmas ornament you gave us was lovely! It has pride of place on our tree. Thank you so much for such… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With Kind Remembrances and Best Wishes for a Bright and Special New Year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
With every wish for a very Merry Christmas and the Happiest of New Years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The Magic of Christmas never ends and its greatest of gifts are family and friends. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People kill me when they make new year's resolutions with no intent of keeping them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To my friends and family, near and far, I love you all and hope you have a Merry Christmas.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of the real joys of the Holiday Season is the opportunity to say thank you and to wish you the very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the magic and the wonder of the holiday season stay with you throughout the coming year. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May this new year all your dreams turn into reality and all your efforts into great achievements. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Freshly cut Christmas trees smelling of stars and snow and pine resin - inhale deeply and fill your soul with wintry night. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This Lent, I'm giving up fantasizing about all the things I was going to buy with the Christmas bonus I never got. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Hanukkah to someone spending eight days subtly trying to conceal their Judaism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May this Christmas fill your hearts with warmth, peace and joy! Have a Holy and a Blessed Christmas! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All these happy wishes and lots of Christmas cheer is all I really want this year... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you buy me nothing, I am feeling one thing. Your lips on my lips, it's a very merry christmas. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sending you all of my love for a wonderful Christmas. The only way I know...with all of my heart. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Change our life and make it new and help us lord to live for you... Happy New Year! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish you immense warmth and happiness at Hanukkah. May the light of the Menorah glow in everlasting blessings for you and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share