Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide. — Milton Berle Copy Share Image
Christmas is the best day in the year because everybody has a soft heart and a childs smile can make our spirit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Young black and gifted, I rap like it's Christmas eve. Coach wouldn't let him off the bench, no wonder why they quit… — J Cole Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas Everyone' went from 38 to 10, then 2, and then it hit the top spot, by which time the rereleased… — Shakin' Stevens Copy Share Image
May Santa Claus grant you all that you wish for this Christmas. Here's wishing you and all your loved ones a very… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Halloween is the beginning of the holiday shopping season. That's for women. The beginning of the holiday shopping season for men is… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There should be a stated day for commemorating the birthday of our Savior, because there is danger that what may be done… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
I buy sleeping bags, food, gloves and warmers, and I just usually go out in Bath, which is where I'm from, and… — Tyrone Mings Copy Share Image
It's quite a famous story that takes place on Christmas Eve, and the Germans, French, and Scottish are trying to make peace… — Diane Kruger Copy Share Image
“Every night is Christmas Eve on old East Main, Sailors and their sweethearts all agree. Neon signs of red and green Shine… — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, we would get McDonalds on Christmas Eve, and that was a big deal because the closest one… — Jane Lynch Copy Share Image
When my, British-Church of England mother married my, Canadian-Jewish Father, the deal was that she would embrace Judaism, but wouldn't give up… — Hilary Farr Copy Share Image
Christmas, shouldn't be just about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someone's angel when they… — Larry J Cowell Copy Share Image
“Want to create the best Christmas ever? Forgive someone who doesn’t deserve your forgiveness. Hug a stranger. Pass on something that you… — Toni Sorenson Copy Share Image
“If everyone could feel as I felt at that moment, dressed in my preppy sweater and McGregor coat and about to set… — Ryū Murakami Copy Share Image
“Misir’s first story was about a man who had been out of work for months and was starving. His five children were… — V.S. Naipaul Copy Share Image
“There are some wonderful aspects to Christmas. It's magical. And each year, from at least November, well, September, well, if I'm honest,… — Miranda Hart Copy Share Image
“What if—” I stopped, swallowing hard. Nope. I couldn’t even say it aloud. We’d figure something else out because we had to.… — Kiersten White Copy Share Image
“The presence of this extraordinary being caused, as it were, a breath of life to circulate throughout the entire cathedral. It seemed… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
“Jerusalem! My Love,My Town I wept until my tears were dry I prayed until the candles flickered I knelt until the floor… — Nizar Qabbani Copy Share Image
“See, the thing is I didn't think that that song would get much attention because it's such a personal song to me.… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
My father died when I was young. He was out delivering Christmas packages like he did every year. My mom said that… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
“It’s so weird that it’s Christmas Eve,” I said, clinking my glass to his. It was the first time I’d spent the… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“ On Christmas. "Santa Claus represents God on assistance," said Clyde. "Santa Claus is a negative-idealed god, the pagan god of material… — Milton Rokeach Copy Share Image
According to an ancient Sardinian legend, the bodies of those who are born on Christmas Eve will never dissolve into dust but… — Grazia Deledda Copy Share Image
This greeting is to wish you a merry Christmas Eve. Although you are far away from home, baby Jesus will still visit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sending you the spirit of love, joy and giving. Unwrap it on Christmas eve. Wishing you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We always do a white elephant gift exchange on Christmas Eve, but my mom always gets really nice gifts for it. And… — Lacey Chabert Copy Share Image
Merry Christmas everybody don't forget to tell god happy birthday he did everything he can for us so wish him a happy… — Mercedes Copy Share Image
One strain could call up the quivering expectancy of Christmas Eve, childhood, joy and sadness, the lonely wonder of a star — Maud Hart Lovelace Copy Share Image
“Today is Christmas Eve. Today is my birthday. Today I am fifteen. Today I buried my parents in the backyard. Neither of… — Lisa O'Donnell Copy Share Image
And London shops on Christmas Eve Are strung with silver bells and flowers As hurrying clerks the City leave To pigeon-haunted classic… — John Betjeman Copy Share Image
“One year on Christmas Eve he told us that Santa wasn’t giving out any presents because he was depressed and suicidal.” — John Leguizamo Copy Share Image
The season of joy is finally here, the season of belonging and fun, the season of warmth and hope, the season when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mother was a not-too-devoted atheist. She went to Episcopal church on Christmas Eve every year, and that was mostly it. — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
This Christmas Eve let us celebrate baby Jesus has come once more to this world to teach as that love for our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To have a merry Christmas go to each of your loved ones and tell them how much you love them and how… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I grew up in Beijing and Beijing roast duck is my favorite. My mom makes it every year for Christmas Eve. How… — Lulu Wang Copy Share Image
If we are to have the very best Christmas ever, we must listen for the sound of sandaled feet. We must reach… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
It's like a little folk song. I think it might've been Harry Belafonte or someone like that who did it. And "Merry… — Nick Lowe Copy Share Image
