A chaplain's assistant is customarily a figure of fun in the American Army. — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I realized during my time as a chaplain that I didn't want to be a minister. — John Green Copy Share Image
“It isn't necessary to call me Father, the chaplain explained. I'm an Anabaptist.” — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
The chaplain of the Senate does not pray for the Senate. He watches the Senate and prays for the country. — Sam Levenson Copy Share Image
“If you like pray like a praying mantis or fast like a faxing machine, if you have no faith, you are just… — Ifeanyi Enoch Onuoha Copy Share Image
Most people do not realize that there was a paid chaplain in Congress even before the Revolutionary War ended. — Francis Schaeffer Copy Share Image
The House of Commons starts its proceedings with a prayer. The chaplain looks at the assembled members with their varied intelligence and… — Alfred Denning, Baron Denning Copy Share Image
The Governor was strong upon The Regulation Act: The Doctor said that Death was but A scientific fact: And twice a day… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.” — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“I think it was so splendid in Father to go as a chaplain when he was too old to be drafted, and… — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“The chaplain has a good life, an easy life. He is well educated, modestly well-to-do, and awkwardly handsome. He has faced no… — John Green Copy Share Image
I was in the Marine Corps in 1971. The idea 'Where does authority come from?' is fascinating to me. And also, the… — John Patrick Shanley Copy Share Image
“The chaplain glanced at the bridge table that served as his desk and saw only the abominable orange-red, pear-shaped, plum tomato he… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“When I moved back home to northwest Florida after being a cop and a cleric in Atlanta, I never would’ve imagined I’d… — Michael Lister Copy Share Image
“How wicked it would be, if we could, to call the dead back! She said not to me but to the chaplain,… — C.S. Lewis Copy Share Image
“Haven't you got anything humorous that stays away from waters and valleys and God? I'd like to keep away from the subject… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I don't think ministering requires a religious context. The number one thing is that every parent is extremely worried about their kid.… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Private Hott is with God now—or wherever people go after they die,” says Enoch “You can call me Brother” Root. “What kind… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“…[E]veryone knew that sin was evil, and that no good could come from evil. But he did feel good; he felt positively… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Jefferson also founded the first intentionally secularized university in America. His vision for the University of Virginia was for education finally free… — Daryl C. Cornett Copy Share Image
A chaplain is the minister of the Prince of Peace serving the host of the God of War--Mars. As such, he is… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“The chaplain had mastered, in a moment of divine intuition, the handy technique of protective rationalization, and he was exhilarated by his… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“As if from the back row of a smoky movie theater, she watched as they entered the kitchen and took their places… — Penny McCann Pennington Copy Share Image
An atheist chaplain would be the perfect vehicle for convincing wounded warriors that they should end their lives because there's nothing in… — Gordon Klingenschmitt Copy Share Image
![“…[E]veryone knew that sin was evil, and that no good could come from evil. But he did feel good; he felt positively marvellous. Consequently, it followed logically that telling lies and defecting from duty could not be sins. The chaplain had mastered, in a moment of divine intuition, the handy…” quote by Joseph Heller](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/3a4/joseph-heller-601_chaplain_e-veryone-knew-that-sin-was-evil-and-tha_777165.png)
