“The person that I want to have everything to do with, wants nothing to do with me.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“Cities don’t change people. People don’t even change people. We are who we are.” — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Now you're giving me that look, right now, look like I fingerbanged your cat. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Oh, look at the time… The big hand says Fuck, and the little hand says Off… Good thing there's not a second… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“She said one thing and I said another and the next thing I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Oh god, pity those poor kids who are never going to forget this image of this big naked man-baby rising up from… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. While I'm down there it might be… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
Don't tell me what to feel. All my fuckin' life people have been telling me I do things wrong, I'm always the… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“Dear Karen, I've been thinking about Us, the story of us. How the fuck do I sum it up? Has it been… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have… — Hank Moody Copy Share Image
You can't snort a line of coke off a womans ass and not wonder about her hopes and dreams, it's not gentlemanly. — Hank Moody Copy Share
So not only are you a cadaverous slut, but you also have sh***y taste in movies. — Hank Moody Copy Share
Girls know at once whether they want to fuck, marry, or kill a guy. Which begs the question: how am I doing? — Hank Moody Copy Share
Wo wo wo what the f**k was that, you just blew me off, you think I can't afford this penile implant on wheels — Hank Moody Copy Share
“people seem to be getting dumber and dumber. You know, I mean we have all this amazing technology and yet computers have turned into… — Hank Moody Copy Share
“I can’t teach you how to write, and anybody who says they can is full of shit.” — Hank Moody Copy Share
Im not wearing any pants but I would like to invite you two ladies to join me, to take your pants off, and come… — Hank Moody Copy Share
Nobody likes you. You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny. Now smile you f*****g douche! — Hank Moody Copy Share
