We are all such a waste of our potential, like three-way lamps using one-way bulbs. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I didn't fail 1000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1000 steps. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
Religion is a light bulb, created by man to help him to see in the dark. — Paul Arden Copy Share Image
Sometimes it's more important to change politicians than light bulbs. — Robert F. Kennedy, Jr Copy Share Image
Going to work just looked crazy. Eating another meal, ever, made about as much sense as planting tulip bulbs in the shadow… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Mostly, I straddle reality and the imagination. My reality needs imagination like a bulb needs a socket. My imagination needs reality like… — Tom Waits Copy Share Image
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden! — Brad Warner Copy Share Image
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends." — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
To me, lighting really sets the mood for a room. A 40 watt bulb in a cheap lamp is the same as… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Give yourself five minutes to consider how you can turn a miserable situation to your benefit and that light bulb is going… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
If Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb. — Nathan Fielder Copy Share Image
We can never be like lillies in the garden unless we have spent time as bulbs in the dark, totally ignored. — Oswald Chambers Copy Share Image
I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed… — Elliott Gould Copy Share Image
After the German occupation of Holland in May 1940, the last two dark years of the war I spent hiding indoors from… — Nicolaas Bloembergen Copy Share Image
What advice would I give the average homeowner to protect himself against burglars? Well, the first thing is to keep a light… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I was never any good at remembering dates, but now I hardly have to. When the first bulb catalogs get delivered and… — Susan Orlean Copy Share Image
You think maybe if you just work harder and faster, you can hold off the chaos, but then one day you’re changing… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The space shuttle was often used as an example of why you shouldn't even attempt to make something reusable. But one failed… — Elon Musk Copy Share Image
I do a lot of conferences, a lot of leadership training. For about six or seven years I've been making this statement… — John C. Maxwell Copy Share Image
People went crazy with tulip bulbs. They went crazy with the South Sea Bubble, they went crazy internet stocks, they went crazy… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
I liked it. I liked her. And every time I saw her, she seemed more beautiful. She just seemed to glow. I'm… — Wendelin Van Draanen Copy Share Image
Let's make it clear for the dimmest bulbs among you: the kids at Columbine High didn't die from too many guns, they… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
Even though it's important for all of us to change our light bulbs and the vehicles we drive, it's much more important… — Al Gore Copy Share Image
I was demanding of myself a deeper and greater honesty, more and more revelation in my work in order to give it… — Joni Mitchell Copy Share Image
... people are growing up in the slack flicker of a pale light which lacks the concentrated burn of a candle flame… — Adrienne Rich Copy Share Image
Often when I'm on TV, they'll ask what are the three most important things for people to do. I know they want… — Bill McKibben Copy Share Image
You can go back to tulip bulbs in Holland 400 years ago. The human beings going through combinations of fear and greed… — Howard Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Fall forward. Here's what I mean: Reggie Jackson struck out 2,600 times in his career - the most in the history of… — Denzel Washington Copy Share Image
By using LED bulbs, one can contribute, in their way, to overcome global warming. — Piyush Goyal Copy Share Image
Everything in Russia is made of cement - phone booths, fence posts and light bulbs. — Ian Frazier Copy Share Image
“Buying light bulbs today is really hard, as there are so many different types!” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
You're supposed to get tired planting bulbs. But it's an agreeable tiredness. — Gail Godwin Copy Share Image
A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business. — Shelley Berman Copy Share Image
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