Let's switch roles this Boss's Day just to see if you can do all my work while being sexually harassed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only reason you hate me cause you know I'm gonna be your boss, BITCH! /. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stand up for yourself and fight your own battles. A boss chick can always hold her own against anyone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A person who knows how may always have a job, but the person who knows why will always be his boss.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My boss got me a 'Control freak of the year' award as a desk-warming gift. Fitting. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever my boss takes me out for lunch, I order two drinks. Just in case I'm being fired. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The three phrases that'll get you through life: 1: Cover for me. 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! 3: It was like that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answer's always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being a boss is about pushing yourself towards greatness no matter who you are, what your path is, or what you define… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The world's a better place, because of folk like you. Who take the time to do nice things, the way you always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people think Boss's Day is a just a way to try to get in good with the boss. I promise I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Encourage and reward your employees. Without them, you can do nothing. They help you accomplish your goals; now help them accomplish theirs. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're such a great boss you deserve to be on Mount Rush more. We'll handle things here until you get back. Happy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just know that it’s fear that keeps most people working at a job. The fear of not paying their bills. The fear… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I came to M.I.T. in 1960, only 4 percent of the students were female. Today, it's about 40 percent of undergraduates.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That D.C. grand jury investigation of Abramoff can't go on forever. Eventually the lawyers at the Public Integrity Section will go to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Authority has always attracted the lowest elements in the human race. All through history, mankind has been bullied by scum. Those who… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ive always found that the speed of the boss is the speed of the team. Happy Boss Day — Anonymous Copy Share Image
According to my boss I'm really bad at dealing with stress NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weed , Drugs , clothes , & Swag does NOT make you a boss. Diplomas , Degree's , & Jobs do . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nothing can stop me. No one will slow me down. I own my life. I own my future. I own the ring.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My men and I have decided that our boss, the president of the United States, is as tough as woodpecker lips. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Everyone knows a boss is only as good as his or her employees. Happy Bosss Day to the greatest boss ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When no one is watching: Like a boss. When everyone is looking: Utter dumbass fail — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If my boss paid me in Trident Layers, I'd probably have to kick his ass. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Boss, life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and look for trouble. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Parents catch you masturbating? Stare straight at em and finish like a boss! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
