Blondes Quotes · Page 2

Blondes are so angelic. My sister can get away with anything.

— Bella Hadid

I danced with Marilyn Monroe in 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.'

— Robert Fuller

I'd love to do 'Gentlemen Prefer Blondes' again - especially on Broadway.

— Megan Hilty

Gentlemen prefer blondes, but take what they can get.

— Don Herold

It isn't that gentlemen really prefer blondes, it's just that we look dumber.

— Anita Loos

“What do you call ten blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.”

— Various

Whoever said blondes have more fun hasn't met me.

— Heather Dubrow

“There was only one blonde in the room, and she didn’t even have a tan.”

— Francine Pascal

There is this image of a guy in a hot tub, drinking champagne with two buxom blondes. But that is not the…

— Robin Leach

Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

— Alfred Hitchcock

The world believes all blondes are stupid and brunettes are smarter. Well, I disagree.

— Anna Kournikova

There's no war going on between blondes and brunettes...It's between girls who can eat cinnamon rolls without gaining weight and me.

— Anonymous

Blondes have more fun, don't they? They must. How many brunettes do you see walking down the street with blond roots?

— Rita Rudner

“Bred with just the right amount of fresh air, roughhousing, and ignorance, these primitive blondes set out from the cornfields looking like…

— Amor Towles

“Blondes are said to be more fun, but a well-caffeinated brunette is a kick-in-the-pants!”

— A.C. Mckaskle

“No one is too busy to pick up the phone, to make a one-minute phone call. No matter how busy they say…

— Candace Bushnell

“What is it with all the immaculate blondes? It's like Stepford here.”

— E.L. James

I do a great deal of research - particularly in the apartments of tall blondes.

— Raymond Chandler

I don't think it's true that blondes have more fun... Trust me, it is not true!

— Mila Kunis

How are men and cats alike? When they get frisky, they go for blondes.

— Alla

I love Latin women, yet for some reason I always wind up with blondes.

— Chris Kirkpatrick

I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.

— Rita Mae Brown

BLONDNESS-okay 5 blondes go into a club theirs 2 dirty blondes and 3 bleach blondes and then they see 2 other blondes…

— Unkown

“Blondes are like left-handed athletes, they all get a second look even if they don't deserve one. ”

— frank deford

Blondness is a core Trump-family value: Both Donald Jr. and Eric got the memo and married blondes.

— Nell Scovell

Somebody should talk to Dan Quayle and tell him natural blondes don't have dark grey stripes on the sides.

— Harvey Fierstein

The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)

— Rod Stewart

“Two blondes walk into a building. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it.”

— Tommy Cooper

What a fool I was to come to Hollywood where they only understand platinum blondes and where legs are more important than…

— Bette Davis

“Three blondes with the same goddamn name but different spellings, she thought, and not a whole brain between them. I feel like…

— Elliott Kay