My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game. — Eric Bristow Copy Share Image
Hungry Hungry Hippos is so depressing. You continuously chomp away at those balls and you are alone and it's your birthday.' — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I saw a man killed in front of my eyes just before my eighth birthday. — Peter O'Toole Copy Share Image
The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And once again we wish you All joyous things and more A day that's filled with happiness And memories to store. — Janet Horne Copy Share Image
Happy Leap Day! I have an 84-year-old friend who is celebrating his 21st birthday today. He can finally drink alcohol legally! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't pray for forgiveness for eating too much cake, just exercise more. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was born full grown in the middle of a hurricane and an earthquake on 10 September 1954, 12.52 P.M. When I… — Jon Scieszka Copy Share Image
“The guests cheered, and America started a drunken rendition of Happy Birthday. I laughed when the part came to say my name… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
Yes, Leander locked me out. I'd gone with my child for a birthday party. Leander and his mother were running out of… — Rhea Pillai Copy Share Image
“Jarod Kintz Day—it’s not just my birthday, but it should be a holiday that’s mandatory to celebrate, punishable by death if you… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You have another 365 days of your life waiting to give you a roller coaster ride to take you from one destination… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can make even the dullest day so damn interesting with your bright smile and hilarious sense of humor. You are simply… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is meant to be a celebration! It shouldn't be necessary to set aside special times to remind us of this fact.… — Leo Buscaglia Copy Share Image
On my 18th birthday last year, Jesse surprised me and took me to this beautiful hotel on the beach. The room was… — Katie Cassidy Copy Share Image
This is a day not of celebration but of national memory. It's a day when we learn, and learn again, of the… — Bob Carr Copy Share Image
“This would be the worst birthday of his life. Vladimir's best friend Baobab was down in Florida covering his rent, doing unspeakable… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
“First, the explosion of life. Then came the celebration. Such as it had been for generations and generations, as long as the… — Colin Meloy Copy Share Image
“Our Mother, who art within us, We celebrate your many names. Your wisdom come. Your will be done, Unfolding from the depths… — Patricia Lynn Reilly Copy Share Image
“It started off as a playful fantasy we talked about. Then the fantasy became a plan, the way fantasies sometimes do, and… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
How to celebrate the 50th birthday: Go on your knees and thank God (Jesus Christ) for the life of T.B. Joshua. Pray… — T. B. Joshua Copy Share Image
“I am travelling from my birthday,” he resumed, “because it has always been a dreary day to me. My first free birthday… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
