The most effective way to remember your girlfriends birthday is to forget it once! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. Have a lovely 65th… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never forget my wifes birthday. Its usually the day after she reminds me about it. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May God grant you the strength to blow out all those candles on your cake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank you so so much for all the lovely birthday wishes. They really made my day! For those who forgot, forget the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Birthday at age 5: Wow! Look at all these presents! Birthday Now: Damn, look at all these notifications!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's wishing a Happy Birthday to the most charming, funny, attractive and rocking personality in town. Have a great day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Whenever I get a new calender, I flip straight to my birthday month to see which picture I got. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're always on your toes for us all year round But to celebrate your life, there's a special reason that we've found… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My heart felt wishes and blessings are coming your way on the wonderful occasion of your birthday. I will pray that you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Right from the very first time we held you in our arms, we knew you were special. Today we find ourselves really… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
More than how long you live, I hope you count the smiles and happiness that you've brought in other people's lives. I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On your Birthday, my dear sister, I wish I can go back in time and slap myself every time I hurt you.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Special wishes for a special person don't need special occasions. We wish you the best of everything every single day of our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't put down in words how happy I am to watch you grow. May you seize the best of what life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If there anything more beautiful in this world than a lily in bloom or drops of rain falling on your face, it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
