Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Not only was I not the best catcher in the Major Leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my street! — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
The Chicago Cubs are like Rush Street-a lot of singles, but no action. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
The catcher is a groundhog. He's a guy squatting down, digging for the ball in the dirt, and sweating under a pile… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
I know a baseball star who wouldn't report the theft of his wife's credit cards because the thief spends less than she… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
It seems the baseball player of today will not be satisfied until he plays two weeks in the big league and is… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
My first baseman is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games. After a terrible series against… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
It's pitching, hitting and defense that wins. Any two can win. All three make you unbeatable. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
I think that baseball is still the most entertaining game because it's the simplest to watch. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
The wind always seems to blow against catchers when they are running. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
Baseball gives you every chance to be great. Then it puts every pressure on you to prove you haven't got what it… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share Image
One thing you learned as a Cubs fan: when you bought you ticket, you could bank on seeing the bottom of the ninth. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share
Baseball is a game of race, creed, and color. The race is to first base. The creed is the rules of the game. The… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share
Billy Loes was the only player in the majors who could lose a ground ball in the sun — Joe Garagiola Copy Share
I think that baseball is still the most entertaining game because it's the simplest to watch. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share
Don't be afraid to fail. Experience is just mistakes you don't make anymore. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share
I guess you don't really own a dog, you rent them, and you have to be thankful that you had a long lease. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share
Nolan Ryan is pitching much better now that he has his curve ball straightened out. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share
Being traded is like celebrating your 100th birthday. It might not be the happiest occasion in the world, but consider the alternative. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share
The catcher is a groundhog. He's a guy squatting down, digging for the ball in the dirt, and sweating under a pile of uncomfortable… — Joe Garagiola Copy Share
Never trust a baserunner with a limp. Comes a base hit and you'll think he just got back from Lourdes. — Joe Garagiola Copy Share
