Baseball Quotes by Jerry Coleman · Page 2

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

— Jerry Coleman

There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.

— Jerry Coleman

I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.

— Jerry Coleman

They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

— Jerry Coleman

At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.

— Jerry Coleman

Grubb goes back, back... He's under the warning track and makes the play.

— Jerry Coleman

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.

— Jerry Coleman

I like to use big words so people will think I know what I'm talking about.

— Jerry Coleman

Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.

— Jerry Coleman

It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.

— Jerry Coleman

Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.

— Jerry Coleman

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often…

— Jerry Coleman

With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!

— Jerry Coleman

The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for…

— Jerry Coleman

Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.

— Jerry Coleman

The last time Pena faced the Padres, the Dodgers scratched for a run to tie the game and then went on to…

— Jerry Coleman

At the end of six innings of play, it's Montreal 5, Expos 3.

— Jerry Coleman

National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.

— Jerry Coleman

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!

— Jerry Coleman

Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.

— Jerry Coleman

That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.

— Jerry Coleman

Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.

— Jerry Coleman

I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.

— Jerry Coleman

Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.

— Jerry Coleman

Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.

— Jerry Coleman

McCovey swings and misses, and it's fouled back.

— Jerry Coleman

And it's a long drive down the line to centerfield.

— Jerry Coleman

DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.

— Jerry Coleman

Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.

— Jerry Coleman

That's Hendrick's 19th home run. One more and he reaches double figures.

— Jerry Coleman

Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".

— Jerry Coleman

Over the course of a season, a miscue will cost you more than a good play.

— Jerry Coleman

It's off the leg and into the left field of Doug Rader.

— Jerry Coleman

Even though the ball was doubled, they got it anyway.

— Jerry Coleman

If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.

— Jerry Coleman

Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.

— Jerry Coleman

The way he's swinging the bat, he won't get a hit until the 20th century.

— Jerry Coleman

Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.

— Jerry Coleman

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

— Jerry Coleman

When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.

— Jerry Coleman