I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles. — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Mr. President ! We are not babies , would you stop this lullaby?. — Mohammad MUSTAFA Copy Share Image
“There is not a lot you can do with a damaged child, you raise them as best you can.” — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
“Well, trust me. Nowadays, babies travel with more crap than a rock band.” He” — Debra Salonen Copy Share Image
“There are newborn babies dropped off at church doorsteps with more operating instructions than what they’re giving us.” — Gene Kim Copy Share Image
Babies are like innocent, little drunk people, pissing and shitting and puking wherever the fuck they want. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm curious to know how many newborn babies will be named Jeremih after my second album. — Jeremih Copy Share Image
A world where everything was easy would be a nursery for babies, but not at all a fit place for men. — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
It's sad when I see dudes at the bar that rather drink when I know they have newly born babies. I would… — Chad Garcia Copy Share Image
Kids are the cutest... but when they grow up so fast and are on there own, you'll regret wishing they weren't little… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't know what to say about Jill Marie. The girls on 'Girlfriends' were all my babies. — Jenifer Lewis Copy Share Image
“Is she a good baby? People would ask me. Well, no, I'd say. That swirl of hair on the back of her… — Jenny Offill Copy Share Image
Look at Michelle Obama. Everyone keeps making a big deal about her arms being exposed, but don't get it twisted: her arms… — LaTanya Richardson Copy Share Image
In the 1920s and 1930s, scientists from both the political left and right would not have found the idea of designer babies… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“More than a third of deaths in children under five happen during the first month of life (about four million babies). Breastfeeding… — Gabrielle Palmer Copy Share Image
The science can tell you that the thousands of pseudo-scientific parenting books out there - not to mention the 'Baby Einstein' DVDs… — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
“Babies are such fascinating creatures," said Anne dreamily. "They are what I heard somebody at Redmond call 'terrific bundles of potentialities.' Think… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
“I like him to sleep close to me. Danes says it is better than leaving him alone in a cradle to get… — Sally Gardner Copy Share Image
“Congratulations is a societal burp that follows a positive act. When you graduate AA, you get a congratulations. When you throw back… — Mara Altman Copy Share Image
“Jacqueline and Jillian, who were crying for some of the many reasons that babies cry—they were cold, they were distressed, they were… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
Having a child made him a daddy, taking care of that child will make him a man. — Tyler Perry Copy Share Image
Whats even more sad is even babies coming out knowing how to f**k. — Demontray Tekle Copy Share Image
All pregnant woman give birth to a baby while my mother gave birth to a legend. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The first TV babies are now writing with a TV mind that has no attention span at all. — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
They're not the sharpest people - babies. So, you must be everything to them. — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
My channel is my baby. Some women have babies; I have a YouTube channel. — Katya Zamolodchikova Copy Share Image
“We are all of us blue babies. At critical seconds, we all lack necessary air.” — Richard McCann Copy Share Image
You know that we are lost when babies are addicted to drugs when they are born. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Babies do not want to hear about babies; they like to be told of giants and castles. — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
